Late brief news.....

Life On Mars? No, it's Brown's Britain. And he has wrecked it.

Madeleine: 'We made a mistake and we would never leave the children again,' says Gerry McCann. No shit! I have avoided the whole Madeleine thing so far but this is stating the bloody obvious. Why no babysitter?

Archbishop of Canterbury demands salary cap for super-rich in scathing attack on Britain's 'spiralling debt economy'. That's it blame the rich! Man's a bloody wanker.

Patio heaters banned at Chelsea Flower Show because of global warming fears. Oh crap!

The men in black vanish and Basra comes to life. What a turnaround. Last week the press were reporting that the Iraqi Army had been routed!!

Zimbabwe police in election raids. The rigging continues. Without outside force the Zimbabweans are doomed.