Saturday, 7 June 2008
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Cool paintjob....
An E-2C Hawkeye, attached to the ""Screwtops"" of Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron (VAW) 123, performs a fly-by for family and friends of crew members during an air power demonstration held by the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (CVN 65) during a three-day Tiger Cruise. Enterprise and embarked Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 1 are on a scheduled six-month deployment.
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Big Bloody Mortar...
Specialist Allen Cauble, right, watches as Pvt. 2 Shawnee Tapia prepares to fire a 120mm mortar from B-53 during 8th Squadron, 1st Cavalry Regiment mortar crew certification.
Ft Lewis Wash.

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THE SATIRICAL POLITICAL BELIEFS ASSESSMENT TEST
Try it here.
H/T Don Hagen
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YMCA - 1 Royal Anglians in Afghanistan:
This should scare the Taleban....
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News...
Masked men caught on church roof stealing lead... but that's not enough evidence, say police. And Plod want a pay rise.
Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: June 2008 Update. A good report by DJ Elliot.
Now dustmen won't take your rubbish away if wheelie bin is too heavy to pull with two fingers. Bunch of workshy wimps.
Our troops aren't fit for jobs in civvy street, says the man who's meant to be fighting their corner
He is not fit to lick their boots. Sack the prick.
Abu Hamza's Muslim lawyer earns £1m a year in legal aid from representing terror suspects. 'Terrorists' should not get legal aid.
France is plotting to create a Euro Army. Count us out. There is no way British Troops are taking orders from the EUnuchs.
RAF first as Taliban leader is killed by plane ... piloted remotely in Las Vegas. Way to go!
Two faces of Zimbabwe: In Rome, Mugabe's aides buy in bulk. In Harare, they can't afford bananas. The only solution to this is military action.
French army falling apart, documents show. When was the last time the French Army won something?
Christianity 'discriminated against by Gordon Brown's Government'. Labour have long had an agenda of destroying everything Britain stands for.
Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe accused of using food as 'political weapon'. He always has and he will continue to do so until he is stopped. The Marxist Monkey is long overdue a bullet.
Paratroopers launch biggest battle in Afghanistan for two years. The Taleban are learning the hard way that you do not f**k with the Paras.
James May: Computers can't drive.
Meet the Kremlin's new guard; it's the same as Putin's old guard. No surprises there, the Pseudo-Tsar was never going to relinquish power.
QE2's longest-serving passenger Beatrice Muller seeks new home. Nine years on the QE2, what fun.
Get Ready for the Oil-Price Drop. What goes up usually comes down, eventually.
Painting by numbers: NASA's peculiar thermometer. It seems that NASA have their own 'version' of the global temp figures.
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma forseveral months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every singleday.
One day,when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, youwere there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I think you're bad luck... get the fuck away from me.'
H/T Javatrader
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Things you learn living in Texas....part 3
21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony's, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm'..
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time know as 'goin' Wal-Martin' or 'off to Wally World'.
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees)as good chicken stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
31. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Texas friends and those who just wish they were from Texas.
H/T Nebraska Bob
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Friday, 6 June 2008
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride....
...a little something for the weekend. Cool vid. Dedicated to Neptunus Lex a fine blogging Naval Aviator.
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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION....
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
H/T 45 Govt
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Is it a freak? ..........No it's an example of Liberal Inbreeding....
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Berkowitz, Cohen and Ginsburg have all been close friends since childhood. They decide they want to go into business together.
Berkowitz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says that he'll put in $200,000.
Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. Berkowitz, for your $100,000, you can be the Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies, "When we want your f*cking advice, we'll ask for it."
H/T Jeremy
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She Loves A Big Boom......
....a hot shell casing down the front of her shirt is not part of the plan.
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