Theo Spark

A
TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON

THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO
SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30
GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND

A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

H/T Martin