Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Limerick about the Ganster from Limerick

Philip Collopy, a gangster from Limerick Ireland, accidentally shot himself in the head while ignoring the most basic of all firearm safety rules.

As was suggested here this definitely calls for a limerick to be written about him.

Philip Collopy was a man so dumb
He shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played the fool
help end this limerick with a bang!


So how do we end it?
Should it be changed?
Post a comment with your suggestions

13 comments:

Atheist Ranter said...

Philip Collop was so fucking dumb
Playing the idiot with his own favourite gun
While showing off to his buddies
Who were just mindless hoodies
A bullet ended in his head, for fun?

Sorry, the language was necessary!

PacRim Jim said...

Now from Limerick, Ireland, scratch one.

Strnj1 said...

But proved, once more, merely dumb...

Rev. Paul said...

"and he def'nitely broke Rule Number One."

Poppy T said...

"Stead of a flesh wound if he'd misused a pun!

larrikin said...

but discovered, too late, being dead aint no fun

Anonymous said...

We learned he was the ultimate tool

Anonymous said...

Philip Collopy was a man so dumb
He shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played the fool
Now he's drawing flies in the sun!

Anonymous said...

Philip Collopy was a man so dumb
He shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played like a fool
The Pistol was empty, save one.

Timmeehh

Anonymous said...

There once was a gangster from Lim’rick
who thought his GLOCK made him slick.
He raised to his head
his dispenser of lead
and forgot to ensure it went “click.”

Anonymous said...

There once was gangster named Philip Collopy,
He thought firearm safety rules were just dopey,
If the rules had been read,
Philip might not be dead,
But now has no place for his derby.

Bravo 24 said...

there once was a man with a gun
from which he derived lots of fun
while inspecting with his eye
never thought he might die
then a click and a bang, he was done

Anonymous said...

Phil was a cat from the beat,
rules in his mind had no seat.
Put his glock to his head,
and now is quite dead,
with his brains all over the street.

Yummy!