Friday, 11 January 2013

Question..............

How does Theo Spark relocate to the US? Sensible answers required, am not prepared dig tunnels etc

16 comments:

Zundfolge said...

You might ask these folk.
http://www.overseas-emigration.co.uk/emigrate-to-usa/

I think if you can get a job offer from an American company I think that's all that is needed to get a Visa.

Or change your name to Theo Chispa, go to Mexico on vacation and come in to the US through an illegal border crossing like everyone else :)

grandeez said...

Marry an American.

Lockpick said...

Might help to know a little of the story.

Anonymous said...

This site appears to be helpful:
http://www.vidaamericana.com/english/visa.html

Anonymous said...

Just come! but you better come to Texas.

Anonymous said...

One could almost guarantee a sponsorship for you if you could get Piers Morgan to return from whence he came!

treefroggy said...

H2B visa. Check with any tech company. Always looking for IT and programming skills.

Anonymous said...

elaborate please

JP said...

find a job here, and then persue the resident Alien Workers Visa. I caqn't go into much more detail then that, but I know a fellow who just immigrated here from somewhere in the UK. He had possible jobs in Las Vegas and here in Texas. He took the Texas job. One of our Chemists is from China and he got a student Visa then changed it to Worker (and got a bit panicky when there was some holdup).

Cargosquid said...

Well, one way is to fly to Mexico, then walk north. It seems to have worked for millions of Mexicans and Central Americans.

Cargosquid said...

Yes, I know that the previous answer was not serious.

Here's the serious one. First, is there a reason why the normal way of applying for a visa isn't working?

Bill said...

Canada might be a better choice these days. At least we have a majority conservative government and a less treacherous economy.

Anonymous said...

Must have been a hell of a night out.

arabic58 said...

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arabic58 said...

Get a US Grant to do a walking tour of GUN Clubs in the USA and Blog about it.

Start with Mine. Carter Country at the end of Treschwig Road, Spring, Texas 77373.

arabic58@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

If you will not be a drag on society or have a useful function that perhaps might influence you to be conservative, or not vote for the socialists who are in power now, you will most likely not be able to stay here....