This is NOT even remotely distinguished! The US Air Force is establishing a Distinguished Warfare Medal for operators who remotely (from combat) play with a video controller while sitting safely on their ass. - It will rate above a Bronze Star for valour. Here are just a few other decorations rumored to be under consideration. - Gives new meaning to the Air Force's "Aim High" slogan...let's try instead "Aim High you're Peeing on your Shoe."
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