Friendship.................from Simon

 

 

 

 

 

This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,  after work.

 

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

 

"My ****** hair & makeup are not done, the house is a ******* mess, the dishes aren't done.

 

Can't you see I'm still in my ******** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the **** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

 

"Because he's thinking of getting married."