Surprise!... George Galloway Joins Violent Pro-Hamas Rally at Israeli Embassy in London.
If he is so fond of Hamas and the rest of their terrorist ilk, I suggest he f**ks off to Gaza and joins them on the 'front line'. Preferably where the IDF can nail the bastard.
Monday, 29 December 2008
George Galloway: Terrorist Cheerleader in Chief.....
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Not a lot of people know that............
Twenty percent of the world's fresh water is in a single lake, Russia's Lake Baikal.
Its surface is smaller than Lake Superior — but it's a mile deep.
So Putins got the oil, the gas and the effing water!!
H/T DML
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News....
Government departments losing a computer every day. Only one. Lose a computer and it is docked from your pay.
The Palestinian Answer to Everything is War by Alan Caruba
"Let them drive Buicks!" by Doug Ross
Boom-time on benefits: The 140,000 families who claim £20,000 a year in state handouts. Effing scroungers.
Down to -13C! New Year temperatures set to plummet as Siberian blast grips the country. Expect Britain to screech to a halt.
300,000 jobs 'to go in next three months' in recession bloodbath. Tip of the iceberg.
The Blitz spirit will save us, insists Gordon Brown. Time to shoot down the Labour Luftwaffe.
A woman on every fire engine ... the latest demand from the PC brigade. Well someone's got to make the tea!
Barack Obama will need more than slogans to bring peace to Gaza. Obama and Clinton possibly the least qualified people to try and sort out this mess, and don't forget Blair is involved as well. Expect all out war within weeks.
Half of England and Wales at risk of extreme drought, report warns. No water, no power, no jobs. We are officially a third world nation.
Republican party candidate distributes controversial Barack Obama song. You mean this song!!
Five fatal stabbings every week despite Labour’s knife-crime ‘crackdown’. Carry a knife go straight to jail.
Israel's Gaza Defense. Attack is the best form of defence.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.
Here is a model dissolution agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.
Would you agree to this?
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall Law Student American
P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand.
P.P.S. We will keep all oil rigs offshore, all oil refineries, all big oil companies and exploration teams. You can keep your windmills and solar panels.
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24 Actual Course Evaluations....
These are real course evaluations made by students in various colleges and universities.
1. “This class was a religious experience for me…I had to take it all on faith.”
2. “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.”
3. “The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree.”
4. “His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.”
5. “Textbook is confusing…Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.”
6. “Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That’s the way I felt all term.”
7. “In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it.”
8. “Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot.”
9. “The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.”
10. “Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.”
11. “In class the syllabus is more important than you are.”
12. “I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his class.”
13. “Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!”
14. “Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.”
15. “Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing it’s a great stress reliever.”
16. “He is one of the best teachers I have had…He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my comments don’t hurt his chances of getting tenure.”
17. “I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They’ve got a cool nest in the tree.”
18. “He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.”
19. “This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
20. “Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then solidarity kicked in.”
21. “Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted.”
22. “The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon.”
23. “TA steadily improved throughout the course…I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up.”
24. “Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose–spraying in all directions–no way to stop it.”
H/T DML
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Totty of the Year......
Senior Airman Polly-Jan Bobseine, 823rd Security Forces Squadron fire team member, takes aim behind a M-24 Sniper Rifle to hone her close precision engagement skills during proficiency weapons training at a deployed location.
Last Easter the ex-cheerleader (age 19) and now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper in this picture was watching a road that lead to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target, and she shot him. Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.
The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot struck him in the butt blowing into the bomb which detonated. He was blown to pieces...
(The killjoys at snopes have a different version. F**k em. This version is better)
H/T 45 Govt
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