Monday, 29 June 2009
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED…
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
H/T DML
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News.....
Britain has 85 sharia courts: The astonishing spread of the Islamic justice behind closed doors. WTF. If they want to practise sharia they can do it somehwere else.
Trident upgrade could be scrapped: Ministers target £20bn project to save cash. Stop wasting money on the NHS and failing education systems. We can save billions by clearing out the public sector.
Gordon Brown to keep spending high despite recession. He will destroy Britain, time for him to be removed.
Britain rebukes Iran over embassy staff arrest. Iran is baiting us knowing how gutless are government are.
India joins 'neocolonial' rush for Africa's land and labour. There have always been empires. Just wonder which we are going to end up in.
Iran 'has arrested 2,000’ in violent crackdown on dissent. Probably won't see them again.
Honduras President Manuel Zelaya ousted in military coup. First coup for a while.
and finally......Funeral Held For Most Decorated Marine Pilot. H/T Regis
Obama, the African Colonial. H/T Nebraska Bob
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Unemployment...............from Rico
We're six (6) months into Obama's reign and I'm STILL running into deranged Obamunista's who are blaming Bush for everything...in between fittings for their new T-shirts, that is.
Here's a simple fact [after you accept that Buish is in a political state of adiosis]:
- Nine (9) million Americans are now getting unemplyment checks...TRIPLE the number who got checks at the beginning of the year. The numbers WILL be increasing for unemployment.
Now, for that Hopey-Changey thing...howzit' workin' out fo' ya' bro'?
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Sunday, 28 June 2009
Cap and Trade Bill......from Rico
Congress appears to be in a "race" to intellectually collapse before the Climate Change fantasy does...and they appear to be winning that race.
This means "we" are the losers.
Our feckless House of Representatives has seen fit to give us our 4th of July wieners early. Rammed them down our throats actually (with apologies to Bawney Fwank who prefers his be rammed 'elsewhere').
Largely UNREPORTED BY THE MEDIA this Energy TAX bill was 'passed' without having been read (remember the "Stimuless Bill being handled the same way anybody?). UNREAD. Apalling.
Obama sez "the climate change bill will transform the economy and create jobs." This is partly truthful: [the transformation part] (1) It will absolutely kill our GDP, (2) Homes and businesses will pay much-much more for energy (watch your electric bills skyrocket), (3) there will be increased unemployment as industries shut down and/or move offshore...so I guess hiring MORE gooberment employees to process the ever-increasing numbers of unemployment claims 'could' be considered creating jobs...at least in Obama's world.
The "it'll only cost each family a postage stamp" lie being promoted by the Dem's(C) is just that...A LIE. When you look at the real costs and read the CBO's own study, it's pretty clear that each-and-every family will be lucky to get off with "only" having to shell out-of-pocket an additional $3,000 and change.
- The "hit" to our national GDP will be felt eventually, and will be 'transformationally HUGE'...just not in a "good" way (unless your goal is to keep the masses huddled at home, shivering in the candlelight, and chopping wood for heat).
Is it clear yet that Obama and Congress have DECLARED WAR ON AMERICA?
- Note the attached: In Obama's mind and those of his zombie-like followers EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BELONGS TO THEM....NOT YOU!!!!
Watch for a national VAT (value added tax...another oxymoron, since the only value this tax has is to the ov't (shocka) to raise revenue, it has no value to the consumer) next!
Wearing my Obama-speak decoder ring I predict that his "promise" that taxes will go down for 95% of Americans will turn out to be just the opposite....taxes will go up for 95% of all Americans [hmmm...I'b better consider using Turbo-Tax the same way Timmy Geithner did]. Whether 'called' a tax or not....well, remember "a rose by any other name would smell just as ripe."
ANY asshole who voted for this insulting piece of legislative malfeasance is NOT getting my vote next election. I do not care if he parks a Rolls Royce in my driveway, gives me half the bribe cash from his freezer, the codes to some of his offshore Cayman bank accounts, and the private cell numbers of his mistresses....it just isn't going to happen.
I'm voting for a "dead dog" before any of these assholes and if we still are having elections, they have seen their last few days in office. [Hmmmmmare we seeing the transformation of 'yaller dawg Democrats' to "dead dog" tax protesters?]
rope+tree+politician=some assembly required
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Cool: Harvards Waterskiing...............
The aircraft are flown by members of the aerobatic display team "The Flying Lions" in South Africa.
H/T Peter Gunn
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