H/T Peter Gunn
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Coming OR Going............from Rico
It's COMING!
Let's see how things are going with that whole Dopey-Hopey-Changey thing a critical mass of gullible morons "bought" into?
While dining on $100/# steak, and 'saving' us all from ourselves and that pesky "freedom" thing into the bargain, the pResident and the ever-so-classy Lady McBethMichelle (how classy is it to wear $545 sneakers to a homeless charity event, huh?) continue to lead their "Team" in the first intentional drive-by shooting of America-the-nation by it's own President.....excuse me, pResident. He may have turned the White House (casa blanca) into the "Red Shed" but he's not MY President. Never will be. He does not represent me. Setting aside what could well be a separate rant...I will stop digressing now.
Having "fixed" the banks with a bailout, today we learn that Citibank 'needs' more taxpayer money. Only a mere $10 billion. It looks like the 40# brains at Bank of America are more buttsore than Citi, needing another $34 billion of OUR money (well, it 'used' to be our money once).
And I do NOT want to discuss that whole "fix" Detroit thing today.
Instead let's talk about the "news" that now 22% of American homeowners are 'under water' (have negative home equity) thanks to the Democrats(C) systematically looting Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in sorta plain view, and destroying the national housing market with lunatic notions of guaranteed home ownership for even those too stupid to breathe...but an invaluable and rock-solid voting block for them (and most of them ARE rock-solid, above the neck anyway
...with apologies to real rocks here).
National FREE healthcare. That's really going to "work" well for us. Why? Because they SAY it will. Just trust them, sheeple. Big Mommy and Daddy government is on it! Do as we say, and not as we do. It's for the common good. It's only fair. And you were so incandescently STOOPID to vote us into power, you have proven you need us to think for you!
Yeah, and also watch for this one next...the First Comrade and his comrades in delusional-leftist, reality-avoidance, dream team will no doubt guarantee that we ALL get to equally, fairly, and for FREE have the same place to live as our fellow comrades do!!!!
YAY!!! All the benefits of the Chinese lifestyle, right here at home! Don't those tenements....er, free public housing units look absolutely fetching? Having been to Shanghai, I can tell you with certainty that our home-grown Communists (D) have the potential to 'improve' upon what the chinese have taken thousands of years to perfect! And in ONLY 100+ days, just LOOK look at what already has been accomplished!!!
I'm considering GOING. I always was very fond of Costa Rica, but
need to polish my Spanish first. Under the last POTUS, whom I now call Jorge Arbusto, this was becoming painfully obvious anyway...I mean the need to have to learn Spanish to live in America (making illegal immigration, not just legal but patriotic is coming back again too, mind you; george romero has nothing' on zombies that cannot be surpassed by the Democrats (C); truly we are seeing a live version of "Night of the living Dead" today)!
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Jonathan Gabay On ITV News
Jonathan Gabay, author of Soultraders, has been on British television news. He held some discussions with those who have been affected by Swine 'flu.
Video: Paz Vega Sexy Scene with Director's Interview
Paz Vega will also be tonights bedtime totty.....
H/T Garrett
Light News.....
Which Royal's backing Gurkha battle? Mystery over who sent letter of support to Joanna Lumley. I am guessing the whole Royal family and most Englishmen.
10p tax hike needed 'to rescue British economy'. Brown has destroyed Britain. He must be held to account.
Brown set to axe Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears in ruthless cabinet reshuffle. He should axe himself.
The PC Pc who refused to sit on a mountain bike for photocall... because he hadn't passed his cycling proficiency test. Bloody pansy!
Britons face working until 70 to help bring public debt under control. Enslaved by socialism.
Male worshippers like to sing 'macho songs' in church. Cue for a hymn.
Fur flies over racist name of Dambuster's dog. As we mentioned yesterday. They must not be allowed to rewrite history.
Zimbabwe activists sent back to prison. So much for change.
Pakistan 'is taking US for a ride', India believes. No sh*t!
Who would you kick out of Britain? Let's start with liberals and work our way one rung up the evolutionary ladder to socialists.
Exodus in Pakistan as Taleban seizes Mingora in Swat Valley. Time to think WMD!
Freedom dies in Britain......
Michael Savage banned in Britain. I don't really know much about him but he should not be barred from Britain by our Stalinist Home Secretary. I wonder if this originated in the Red Shed!
H/T Nebraska Bob
HOLISTIC MEDICINE......
Ahkmed came to the United States from the Middle East and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked.. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said . . ."You were homesick"
H/T Stormbringer
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Puns....
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still..
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his orders.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You sta y here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmo t her telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
H/T Shelly
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
Blog Post of the Day.....
Australia prepares for America’s decline. Pity the British government doesn't have the same foresight. Obama could get us all into a whole lot of trouble which we are not prepared for.
H/T Nebraska Bob
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More handouts with our money.......from Rico
Handout specialist and professional nose-wiper Obama is tossing MORE taxpayer money at irresponsible home buyers (you cannot call them home owners because these folks don't 'own' anything except debt).
"The Second Lien program."
This is more hopey-changey help for...you know who I mean...the money morons and Obama voters who, having no money for a cash down payment, used a second mortgage to close their home purchase. Now the poor dears are "upset" because the governments $50 billion dollar mortgage rescue plan isn't working for them. [They can't have their 1st mortgages re-worked because that 'mean' old 'unfair' 2nd mortgage is in the way. Dayumn...who'dda thought?]
But never fear, First Comrade Obama and his "team" are on the job. When it comes to HOPE and CHANGE and FAIRNESS for Americans who are financially reckless, their largesse with our money knows no bounds!
Taxes are going up. I s**t you not!
Priceless: An excuse from jury duty......
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I have painted out the surname to protect this genius.
H/T Stormbringer who has written a great bit on Caligula's horse aka Al Franken
The First 'Jetliner'.....
.....technically the DH Comet wasn't called a jetliner.
Wiki here
H/T Peter Gunn
Stock Market Jargon......
BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER - What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for £40 per share.
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ £240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
SHARES- Not something selfish individuals buy.
INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE- The private sector's answer to public education standards so industrialists won't feel bad too.
PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use.
H/T DML
News....
Foreign stand-in GP leaves two patients dead... but will escape British justice despite admitting manslaughter. Universal healthcare in action.
Now the EU slams Alistair Darling's rapid economic recovery forecast. Darling is the second worst chancellor in history after Brown.
The new male contraceptive jab that is nearly 100% effective. Apart from the needle bit. Actually if christians don't start breeding like rabbits we will be lucky to survive the century.
Licence to let will hit all private landlords. More private sector regulation. Slumlords should have their property confiscated. Good landlords should be left in peace.
Unknown soldiers from Battle of Fromelles to be identified. Let's hope they manage to identify them all.
Pakistan troops clash with Taleban as Swat Valley truce breaks down. Which idiot thought a truce with the Taleban would work.
Iraq security at risk in crackdown on militias who fought al-Qaeda. Obama's 'cut and run' is going to backfire big time.
Barack Obama cracks down on tax havens and loopholes in bid to net $210bn. Is there anyone he has no pissed off?
French excel at eating and sleeping, survey finds. They have to excel at something.
Economic downturn 'twice as bad as feared'. The Euro will be lucky to survive.
US 'concerned Taliban will snatch Pakistan's nuclear weapons'. No s**t.
Discovered: 200 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. And it's not in the Red Shed.
and finally.....
Tea Party Patriots have plans for July 4th.
Stem Cell Moment of Truth. (H/T JMH)
The Eurovision Song Contest just got interesting....
...yep the German entry features Dita Von Teese stripping. Wogan is going to miss this. I don't see Andrew Lloyd Webber beating this.
Movie Review: 'The Wrestler'......
Short Review: The film centers on a sweaty, shirtless middle-aged man wearing tights and I'm still recommending it. Yes, its that good.
Read Scott's full review.
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