'Sometimes people like to shoot @ us from houses. These guys took it to the next step, and decided to sandbag their windows, so as to provide more (though very obvious) protection. After dealing with this menace for about a month, we decided it was high time for action.'
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
Do not take potshots at the 173rd Airborne!!!
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News.....and 2500th post this year.
Marine gets wish to return to Iraq. Another hero.
British Muslim 'bullied' for converting to Christianity. Islam is like the Moonies, you cannot escape!!!!
Al Kibar show how bad proliferation has become. Westhawk on the threat of spreading nukes.
Back Boris. Bury Ken. Bash Gordon. Livingstone must be destroyed. Expect vote rigging in parts of East London.
Father confronted by axe-wielding burglars - but police are too busy to turn up for THREE hours. Pity he didn't own a .45!!! Ooops I forgot they are banned except for criminals.
Jailed for life: Binge-drinking teens who kicked gap year student to death because she was dressed as a Goth. 18 years is not life. Hang them.
WPC kicked unconscious by 30-strong drunken teenage gang for asking them not to throw popcorn on a tram. Welcome to Britain. I need a minigun!!!
Barack Obama's pastor Jeremiah Wright resurfaces to reignite race row. Is he on Hillary's payroll? I wouldn't be surprised.
Nato's Afghan mission in trouble, says Brown. NATO is becoming as bigger joke as the UN. If you want something done call the Anglosphere.
Iran warns of ‘dangerous’ Barbie dolls. Just wait for 'Jihad Barbie'!!!
UN 'covered up Congo peacekeeper corruption'. Of course it did. We should quit the bloody thing.
US Marines to ‘stir things up’ in Helmand. This should liven things up.
Zimbabwe health minister accused as terror campaign reaches hospital wards. Mugabe and his cronies are not going quietly.
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EL DORADO - PART 1 OF 5
VBS explores the shady world of gold mining in Chavez's Venezuela.
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During this chaotic political season lets consider these wise words.
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
--Abraham Lincoln, Republican, Illinois
H/T Shelly
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Monday, 28 April 2008
The snake is missing....
...I am not a big fan of these shows but this is Benny Hillesque and quite good.
H/T Shelly
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Iraq update....
Iraq operations broadly on track - CGS
"Some commentators have been critical of the way that the Iraqi operation has been carried out. Having visited Iraq and talked to many of those involved, I have concluded that this is unreasonable and ignores the complexity of dealing with determined adversaries in challenging counter-insurgency operations.
"Just as Multinational Forces have challenges in operating in a foreign country, the Iraqi Security Forces face different challenges in operating in their own country. It is also worth bearing in mind that a year or so ago, 14 Division did not exist. Nor was it at full operating capability when operations in Basra started. Therefore to expect it to perform to a standard that has taken other nations (including our own) decades to reach is patently unrealistic." - General Sir Richard Dannatt
Editors note: While I think the Government and MOD are an effing joke I do think that the General is a good man trying to do the best with the crappy hand he has been dealt. What he and the Army need is more money, more troops and a lot more support from those fools who would hogtie our troops for the sake of saving a few pennies. Defence MUST come before the NHS and Education (both of which have seen no improvement despite billions thrown at them) in future spending plans.
H/T DJ Elliott
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Battle of the Bacon Dogs.......WTF!!!
I have got to have one.
H/T Nebraska Bob
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Time to come together... Democrats and Republicans
Here is one of the better ideas. Let's all get behind this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day.
If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.
H/T Nebraska Bob
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Overheard at the Elyseé Palace :
“Monsieur Le Président! Monsieur Sarkozy!”
“What do you want?”
“Do you ‘ave any nude pictures of your wife?”
“No, of course not!”
“Oh. Do you want to buy any?”
H/T Joker
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Sara Varone Best Shirt Ever
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Light news....
Labour MPs warn embattled Brown to stay off local election campaign trail. It would be better if he left the country never to return.
Teenage Iraqi girl who fell in love with BRITISH soldier in Basra is murdered by her own father in honour killing. Welcome to Islam!
Robert Mugabe's men kill five-year-old boy. Many more will die before Mugabe goes.
World food crisis turns rice into gold. My local shop has it on offer this week.
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Stéphane Ortelli at 1000km Monza yesterday
He survived.
H/T Dick B
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Sunday, 27 April 2008
The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area , stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Ford every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'
H/T Pete Hurrell
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Blog of the Day..

Andrew Ian Dodge is always a good read and up to date with the latest goings on
His band 'Growing Old Disgracefully' also have a great CD out.
Click the pic to listen to some of their tracks and you can even buy the CD if you like.
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The Sunday Best.......
How the era of cheap food has gone and why we face a hungry future. Another blogger writing for the MSM.
Compensation boost for severely injured troops. About bloody time too. And the MOD should stop paying silly sums to those civil servants who get wankers wrist!!
Zimbabwe election recount confirms Robert Mugabe lost parliament vote. He still has the Army, Security Forces and the Chinese. He isn't finished yet.
Burma junta's new threats over constitution. Another bunch of thugs being protected by China. With the Olympics coming this is the one chance we have to put pressure on the Chinese. When the Olympics are over there will be no stopping them.
Britons kidnapped in Iraq are ‘held by Iran’. I think it is safe to say that they were kidnapped by Iran in the first place.
Kim Jong-il builds ‘Thunderbirds’ runway for war in North Korea. He must have read Dale Brown's 'Fatal Terrain'.
Hillary Clinton risks rift in Democrats by ‘cheating’ black voters. A Clinton cheat.....never!!!!
Arms ship exposes Robert Mugabe’s link to Chinese firm. There aren't many dictators around who are not linked to the Chinese.
Babies seized by Robert Mugabe's forces as Zimbabwe hounds voters. Will someone kindly kill Mugabe.
US warns Iran of retaliation over Iraq action. Iran will ignore everything except actual force.
Sadr Stooge accuses U.S. forces of using prohibited weapons in Sadr City attacks. 'They don't like it up em'.
and the Clarkypoos section.......
Potato heads are talking rot on food.
I’d rather hire a dog than a prostitute.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
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Russian Airborne Troops making like The Village People...
H/T JM Heinrichs
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'
She replied....... 'Your horse called.'
H/T Mark Scott
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