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Thursday, 13 August 2009

Grab THIS!..............from Rico

Obama's "Health Care Reform" very simply = the Gov't (White House) will decide who lives and who dies.

The very real and realistic public 'concern' stems from the fact that no one with a functioning brain trusts the Government anymore.

How long can this colossal anal rape of America by Team Obama continue?




H/T DML

Things you do see in Norfolk.......

.....Rick Yemm from Ice Road Truckers. Just had a couple of beers with him. He is a nice guy, don't believe everything you watch. He is over here for a Monster Truck thingy and it was fun to chat with him.





He has a site HERE

Cartoon Round Up....




How paintball should be played....

Song : Harry Chapin - Cats in the cradle

Light News.....

East German Trabant revs up for comeback.

French ban Muslim woman from pool for wearing 'burkini' swimsuit.

Hijacked Arctic Sea feared to be carrying secret cargo of drugs. Probably hijacked by the Russians to give them an excuse to have an 'exercise'.

US senator to meet Burma's General Than Shwe. Why? There can't be many crackpot dicators left that Obama's mob haven't cuddled up to.

US Marines in mass assault on Taliban town





Watchdog 'gives green light' for huge City bonuses.

Rumours and fears stoke fury over Obama healthcare plans

Chargers Cheerleaders Signing Autographs......





H/T Epic Carnival

Alabama test

Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed teacher at County Elementary School.
In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions,which she administered to her class last Tuesday.

The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics.
I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:
LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
1. ________ 2. ______ 3. ______ 4. _________

Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following answer?

1. SQUIRREL SEASON
2. DEER SEASON
3. RABBIT SEASON
4. TURKEY SEASON

GOD BLESS ALABAMA

H/T DML

A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.

The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again".

The Blonde says
"No, it's toothpaste this time you nosey bitch"

H/T Peter Gunn

Definitely not Norfolk.....


H/T Peter Gunn

Helllooooooooo


H/T DML


H/T DML


H/T Brian

Letter to Obama.....

Dear President Obama, et. al.

In order to save some time and effort on the part of the minions that you have encouraged to spy on me, I am writing to turn myself in regarding your official White House request for people to contact you and let you know if they have heard any rumors and ‘casual conversations,’ or seen any e-mails surfacing against your so-called ‘health insurance reform’ bill. http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/

Not only have I seen these things, but I have also forwarded them to everyone in my address book, posted about them on blogs, message boards and Face Book ad nauseam and I have discussed them (out loud!) in public restaurants during dinner parties with my friends and family members. I have exposed the absurdity of your scheme to destroy America over the phone, internet and fax when I corresponded with my duly elected representatives in an effort to let them know my views against this horrific bill so that they can actually REPRESENT me in voting against it. I’ve signed several internet petitions and joined online groups opposing this travesty!

I have actually dared to exercise my FREEDOM of SPEECH, (as guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States the last time I looked), in my frequent writings against this bill to deconstruct my way of life.

I listen to talk radio. Worse yet, I listen to CONSERVATIVE talk radio with the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Congressman J.D. Hayworth. And to top that off, I actually LAUGHED at several jokes that may not have been as politically correct on this issue as you demand, but at least they weren’t directed at innocent Special Olympic kids.

Oh yeah… Barbara Boxer will be smug to hear from you that she was right about us manufactured mob ‘types’… I dress nicely for a member of a mob ~ oh, not as lavishly as Michelle Obama with her $500 tennis shoes that she wears to garden in, but I’m probably a little more presentable than most of the “entitled” thugs in your frenzied mob ~ you know, the poor, disadvantaged and uneducated lazy bums you have inspired to join ACORN to train to be ‘professional’ agitators.

OK ~ I’m guilty as charged! I’m a conservative, pro-life, Jesus loving Christian, blue-eyed, blonde, white woman who owns a gun, belongs to the NRA and is old enough for AARP. English is my only language. I am a patriotic, proven LEGALLY born, tax-paying, hard working used-to-be-before-you-were-elected-and-crashed-the-market ‘rich’ labeled American small business owner who loves my country with no apologies and I don’t bow down to anyone, let alone terrorist dictators. I support the troops, respect my elders (even those over 64), and eat too much apple pie, so there’s plenty of me for the health Czar to shun in public. People know who I am. None of my records are sealed. I’m not afraid and don’t hide my true self behind LIES or a platoon of highly paid attorneys like you do.

I don’t appreciate you screwing over America and I’m going to continue to express my TRANSPARENT opinion against your pompous, radical actions in every which way but loose.

What the HELL are YOU going to do about it?

Sincerely,
Deborah

H/T DML

True Friendship Aussie Style...............

None of the Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card --
Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get hammered and plot revenge against
the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking something that I would
probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will tease you about it every chance I get until
you're NOT.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it
could be until you stop whingeing.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because
you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.

H/T AJD

But "all is well..."..........................from Rico

I am reminded of the scene late in the movie "Animal House" when the crowd is stampeding and the character played by Kevin Bacon is screaming "all is well...all is well" just before he is trampled.

The Red Shed, the Fed, the MSM...the usual suspects in other words...would have us believe that all IS well, that the worst is behind us now.
- At the same time they grudgingly admit that unemployment will stay bad until well into 2011, and the economy will stay 'soft' for some time yet.

All comforting words. Small words. Move along now, nothing to see here.

Certainly nothing as disturbing as a Kondratieff Wave that indicates we have nothing to fear except the Koolaid being offered us by Team Obama.

The REAL pain has not yet appeared on the horizon. Look for yourself and decide:
Would THEY lie to US?

Video: Rush Hour London

Thursday Totty.......





H/T DML

WTF!!!


H/T Peter Gunn

A Reader Asks Stormbringer:

"I just got an FNAR (7.62 NATO) rifle and am looking to scope it up. I am not a thousand-yard shooter, more realistically 300-500 yards (I only have access to a 300 yard range anyway)."

The FNAR tactical / sniper rifle was first introduced to shooting, public in 2008. It is a product of the famous Belgian company FN Herstal - Fabrique Nationale.

"Any advice on a good scope? The FNAR has Picatinny rails for the mounts."

Go to STORMBRINGER to see my advice - S.L.

Sunshine & Lollipops

Daniel Hannan on America's Insane Departure from the Constitution

"We have holders of national office, when faced with widespread opposition to their proposals, whose first instinct is to openly slander the America people, view the people as an enemy to be defeated by any means necessary, and tacitly endorse violence to repress them." Kim Priestep

Karl Rove on the President's Demonization of Dissent

Obama's Counter-Ops

That Will NEVER Happen in America

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Bedtime Totty......


H/T DML

Pilot Gripes......

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

H/T DML

Product of the Day.....


H/T DML

Is there something..............from Rico


Is there something WE don't know?

More precisely, is there something our Governments are NOT telling us? Something they know but do not want us to know?

Our 'fiat' currencies are backed by the full faith of the government, right? What could possibly go wrong with that?

Unreported News: World governments [read: central banks] have a Central Bank Gold Agreement which governs how much gold these Central Banks [read: governments] can sell per year.
- This year, official sector sales of gold have been only 140 tons out of a limit of 500 tons.

Hmmmmm. Everyone a billionaire, like in Zimbabwe?


H/T David G

James Bond vs Bill Clinton


H/T DML

Cartoon Round Up....




It's For Your Own Good

Big Brother Tracks You

FIGHTER PILOT, ENGINEERING GENIUS, GURU of MODERN WAR



His inspired thought process led to the creation the of the F-16 - the most maneuverable fighter ever designed, an ideal all-purpose fighter bomber, and by 2009 - 39 years after its debut - still serving in the inventory of twenty-five air forces around the world.



He never made General because he was too busy telling the truth . . . people hate it when you do that . . . -S.L.


Colonel John Boyd - a fighter pilot without any combat kills - went on to become the most influential military strategist of our time. His philosophies influenced modern maneuver warfare doctrine, and he is credited with inspiring Schwarzkopf's brilliant Gulf War victory in 1991.

Read about the fighter jock who became our modern-day equivalent of Sun Tzu - STORMBRINGER SENDS

Wednesday Wenches.....

....off to London for a meeting so blogging light 'til later.




Jackie Mason: Obama; The Next Neville Chamberlain



H/T Shelly

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Bedtime Totty......

New school year.................from Rico

We're beginning a new school year. For you advocates of "change" her r sum nu skul buk fo yu!!

Yes, brought to you by the teacher's union (the NEA) and the Ministry of Stupid (Dept. of Education) are a new, improved, CHANGED series of school books!

Here is a sample from the "Be Respectful" edition.

The Naughty Stool..................from Rico

This is the Naughty Stool.

Obama wants you to sit down and SHUT UP!



It deference to Cargosquid this stool is clickable.

Video: Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine

He sums up the NHS in the UK which is a joke.



H/T Paul B

Cartoon Round Up....




A Little Rebellion


Jane Q. Republican -- Not Another Sheep

President Obama's crackdown sparks unintended consequences.

Yee ha!!

Hilary has a Hissy Fit.....

Video: WIELAND FARMS WHEAT HARVEST IN MISSOURI 2009 (SHE'S COUNTRY)

Sensitivity Test for Men.........

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.


3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. I hope we can still be friends.

B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.

C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


Evaluating Results:


If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!

H/T Old Dude

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