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H/T DML
also.......Corrigan Brothers... Heres to Trapatonni
Friday, 13 November 2009
Funny: Sarkozy wants a VIP box.......
NEW School prayer:
WRITTEN BY A 15-yr-old SCHOOL KID:
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offence; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
Its scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
H/T Nebraska Bob
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News.......
Welcome Thought Criminals, Kuffars & Apostates to The Infidel Blogger Awards 2nd Edition!
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 12th 2009
Wing Commander Jack Rose
Nidal Malik Hasan Charged With 13 Counts of Murder: Defense Attorney Raises Questions of 'Fair Trial at Fort Hood'
The MoD can barely run itself, let alone a war in Afghanistan
US prosecutors to seize mosques and skyscraper suspected of funding Iran
Barack Obama demands exit strategy in Afghanistan
Mexican businessmen ask for UN peacekeepers to police drugs war
South Africa minister tells police to 'shoot the bastards'
Rift in US war Cabinet as Obama throws out all options in debate over troop surge
A Few More One Liners.........
141. If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
142. You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like, ‘Fuck it – just grab a pile of shit. We’ll get a bag at the airport’.
143. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
144. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
145. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
146. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
147. I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
148. Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
149. Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
150. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
151. Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
152. Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
153. The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
154. When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
155. Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
156. Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
157. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
158. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
159. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle.
160. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
H/T DML
Is There an App for That?
Some Folks Have No Humor Department:
"A conservative filmmaker in Hollywood thought he had developed a worthwhile iPhone app: a telephone directory listing every U.S. senator and congressman, with caricatures of the legislators drawn by an artist." Apple's Rejection of iPhone App Showing Political Caricatures Rankles Creator
White House Counsel Greg Craig is Leaving. Not enough Urdu in 'Greg-Craig'? More like "a perceived failure to manage the political issues that have originated from Mr. Obama's decision to close Guantanamo, according to officials in the administration and in Congress."
She is Gone. We're all for "perceived failures" for this administration, as in the kind that resulted in Chairman Dunn, The White House Communications Director, having to leave her post to go be stupid somewhere else. R. Emmett Tyrrell (aka "Mickey") has a theory:
"My guess is that Dunn's expressed admiration for Mao is the cause of her departure. For this revelation I suppose we have to thank Fox's Glenn Beck."
That would be our guess as well. Somewhere in China, a Yak is bellowing -- or whatever they do -- with glee.
How did Major Hussan get promoted to Psycho Killer?
Glenn Beck Clips 11-10-09 Seg4 of 6 How Did Hasan Get Moved Up Thru The Ranks?
Kismet: Beaver Pees on CBS Correspondent
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Some nutter in New Zealand....
is building a full sized bowling ball throwing trebuchet next year.
And of course by "some nutter" I mean me. I'll post photos as we go. What could possibly go wrong????
Someone start a fund for bail money just in case.
News........
Odd, that ...
To All Veterans Past And Present, Thank You
Veteran's Day
Ministry of Defence civil servants paid £47 million in bonuses
US conservative activists form Tea Party
Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat
Is Yemen the most dangerous new front in the war on terror?
Zimbabwe: Roy Bennett lawyers can raise torture claims
Taleban spin doctors winning fresh ground in propaganda war with Nato
Iran issues tacit warning to Saudi Arabia over attacks on rebels
Sabi the army dog returns home after 14 months lost in Afghanistan
and finally.......
Equal Justice for All: Socialize Legal Care Now to Solve the Crisis!
Preparedness..........from Rico
I think it's the Boy Scout motto to "be prepared"
...but we all know the progressives and Obamunistas do NOT like the Scouts because they actually pray, can take care of themselves, look after others and try to be helpful, etc.
Obviously potential terrorists!
They sure terrorize the Commucrat bastards who want to see everyone helpless, dependent upon the government, and subservient to the State. Slaves.
Obama - Chains we can believe in!!!
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We Will Remember Them
London, UK
Today, November 11th, 2009, was the first Remembrance Day without any World War One survivors.
Last year I posted this at www.jeremyjacobs.com
World War One – 90 Years On
He was just 18 years of age. My uncle Lionel, who died earlier this year, was named after him.
A Hillbuzz Shocker
A Hillbuzz Shocker:
We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have never met former President George W. Bush or his wife Laura.
If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of “Dubya” nearly every day…parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where Bush is still, to this day, lampooned as a chimp, a bumbling idiot, and a poor, clumsy public speaker.
Oh, how we RAILED against Bush in 2000…and how we RAILED against the surge in support Bush received post-9/11 when he went to Ground Zero and stood there with his bullhorn in the ruins on that hideous day.
We were convinced that ANYONE who was president would have done what Bush did, and would have set that right tone of leadership in the wake of that disaster. President Gore, President Perot, President Nader, you name it. ANYONE, we assumed, would have filled that role perfectly.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
If anyone is feeling particularly generous this year…
As both my regular readers at Hitting Metal With A Hammer know I'm a poor student living on noodles and mouldy bread and I have to walk 8 miles through the snow to get to school (which is damned hard in mid summer I can assure you!) My catapulting is entirely funded by what I can find down the back of the cushions and several very generous donations from military types who shamelessly encourage my violent tendencies which I then pass on to the local youth disguised as "history". So once again I’m holding my hand out as I have a pressing need for two particular books:
Greek And Roman Artillery, Technical Treaties
E. W. Marsden
And
Greek and Roman Artillery. Historical Development
E. W. Marsden
For those in the business Marsden is the bible for ancient catapults and you're either a disciple or a heretic, but Marsdens is The Word you're fighting over.
These books are of course quite expensive so if you feel inclined to help out with the cause but don't have the loose change to go about buying books for strangers you can donate through paypal to the 22AD Research Fund. The research fund goes towards building new machines and research material which can include research into the effects of alcohol at post event bbq's.
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
Albert Einstein
I believe beer helps this research process at the "what the hell am I doing" end of the scale. While I don't believe in the something for nothing principle I'm happy to give anyone who donates anything a copy of my tennis ball ballista plan. which you can view here and here.
Just out of interest if everyone who had downloaded my trebuchet plan had donated $1 I could have bought both these books, all the text books (23) for my next year at university... and a car.
In catapult related news I'm working on two books at the moment based on my research and this may well be related to the two books mentioned above. I'm writing a boring academic one and I'm editing a kids version of it written by a friend of mine who is much better at getting to the point and not waffling a load of verbose bollocks. they should be available mid next year. Email me if you're interested in a copy and I’ll put you on a notification list. 22adartillery AT gmail DOT com
Oil and ho-hum...............from Rico
The US Dollar dropped against 12 of its 16 counterparts.
So? Ho hum.
When the global recovery REALLY gets underway, oil will be at or above $150/bbl. (Remember 2008?)
...$300/bbl is possible, which would put gasoline over $6/gallon and diesel over $7-8/gallon.
This will hammer trucking! (Now you know why Buffet bought a RR!)
- Long-haul truckers will be out of a job.
The middle-class in suburbia will face commuting costs double what they are paying now.
This does NOT include "Crap...er, Cap and Trade."
Pick one: long dollar OR long oil.
A Few More One Liners........
121. The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
122. Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
123. Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
124. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
125. By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
126. By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
127. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?
128. If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”
129. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
130. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
131. I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
132. Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
133. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
134. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
135. Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”
136. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
137. Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
138. Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
139. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
140. The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
H/T DML
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