Theo Spark

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Chrysler "Imported from Detroit," weed from Mexico and beer from St. Louis! (Video)...from Mike Haltman at TPC

The workers you see in this video "allegedly" getting drunk and high while on the job at Chrysler were fired. Then they were rehired in arbitration due to what the arbitrator said was a lack of evidence. You watch. You decide!

Watch at The Political Commentator here.

Out of ammo!.................from Rico

If you have ever been in a firefight and run 'out' of ammo, it is not fun.
- Actually, it's pretty friggin' serious. Trust me on this.

Three years and nine months ago the FED launched QE1. Today it is QE4. Compare the charts.
- Meh!

Somebody's outta ammo I tell 'ya!
- And when that happens, you KNOW it...some wet themselves, others grab for a bayonet. It is not fun.

News..........

I Am Joining the Amish Mafia

Blazingcatfur Legal Defense Fund Raising Drive

Obamacare Jiujitsu

Marine who died in Iraq won't get Medal of Honor

BLACKFIVE: Coolest use of Pinterest Yet

CDR Salamander: "Burn Robustly Until Completely Consumed"

What Say You, Independent Forum? Navy Cancels Christmas?

Century’s ‘Illegal’ Nativity Scene On Display Again

BLACKFIVE: The Chesty Puller Monument

Gulags, mass starvation, torture and the boy tyrant who's one step closer to nuking the West

Japan protests Chinese plane entering their airspace

Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood - Who Really Holds the Reins in Egypt?

Syrian Jihadists Get Obama’s Blessing

Unions Prepare for ‘Civil War’

Assad fires Scuds to stop Al Qaeda arm seizing chemical arms at Al Safira

Openness White House To Allow Coverage of Inauguration

PJTV: ZoNation: More Hollywood Hypocrisy: Ed Asner Hates the Rich

Liberals like Ed Asner might not be smart, but they are persistent. Zo thinks that Republicans can learn a few lessons from Democrats and liberals. Hear how on this ZoNation.

Tyrannosaurus Tax

To the life boats?......................from Rico

Sure, OK, if you say so....

A massive 'smash' in the thinly-traded hours post the latest FED/FOMC statement is not much of a surprise.
-Is it?

Thursday Totty.........

H/T DJ Elliott

Anne Hathaway 'No Underwear' Wardrobe Malfunction and Embarrassing Upskirt Photo Moment

Honestly, I think these big stars like Ms. Hathaway just do this stuff deliberately for extra publicity.

But perhaps things went too far this time, actually showing off a bit of muff with that no underwear high-fashion runway ensemble from designer Tom Ford.

Who knows? Word has it that the actress was genuinely embarrassed. See: "Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction at New York Premier of 'Les Misérables'."

But see for yourself. She's definitely losing some modesty down their in the feminine area.

And funny thing, too, is that she actually looks very stylish in that number. The muff-flash brings her back down as basically a trashy ho-hum street level wench.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Bedtime Totty.............

Ben Bernanke: Snake oil salesman!...from Mike Haltman at TPC

Ben Bernanke held a press conference during which he sounded like a cross between a lost little boy and a snake oil salesman. That won't be good for any of us!

Get your elixer at The Political Commentator here.

Late News............

How the west defeats jihad terror and islam, and restores its lost liberties ....

Europe Goes Over The Fiscal Cliff, Guilty Men Go Free

French carrier off Syria

Most contractors opt out of Air Force chopper bids

The $32,000 bottle of scotch

Michigan Auto Union Reactions a Harbinger of Things to Come?

Obama's Russia Policy: Submission

Army Study Proves Majors Worse than 2nd Lieutenants

Obama Embraces ‘Gangnam Style’ Anti-Americanism

Next up in union reform: VA legislature to block card-check effort

Taken in Syria: The Quest to Find Austin Tice

Commander of Fort Drum's 2nd Brigade Combat Team talks about upcoming deployment

Woodward: Civil war brewing in the Democratic Party over entitlement reform

Why Does Obama Hate Hungary?

Rand Paul: Make Democrats the Party of High Taxes

Syria fires Scud missiles on its own people

Syria getting worse and no one has any idea what to do about it

Vladimir Putin calls on Russian families to have three children

North Korean rocket launch gets West's attention

Detroit Teachers w/$71,000 Salaries Leave Work to Protest, While Only 7 Percent of their Students Can Read

Crowder Challenges Union Attacker: Jail Time or MMA Fight

How Obama Got North Korea Wrong

Napolitano: “You’re Never Going to Seal That Border”

Anatomy of Stupid........................from Rico

The ONLY 'skeery' thing I see below is the unholy resemblance to California's premier gun-grabber, Diane Feinstein (C).....

Late Pic Dump.............

Chopin Polonaise, on Horowitz's Piano

H/T Pete H

Emasculation Anyone!....................from Dan Friedman

[Dozens of examples like this which expose the Obama Administration’s enervating tilt toward Islam circulate at any given time. Taken together, they give the unmistakable impression that Obama is deliberately tying America’s hands in the fight against our Islamist enemies. That must be why the corrupt Obama-controlled media never reports to us about them. Gracious me! Wouldn’t want the American people to get the wrong idea, would we? df]

judicialwatch.org, December 11, 2012

New Army Manual Orders Soldiers Not To Criticize Taliban

Here is a strong indicator that the Obama Administration’s crusade to appease Islam has gone too far; a new U.S. military handbook for troops deployed to the Middle East orders soldiers not to make derogatory comments about the Taliban or criticize pedophilia, among other outrageous things.

"Oath Keepers USA!" - Wild Bill

Little Johnny and his take on xmas.

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Johnny

* *

Dear Little Johnny,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus

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Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the Naughty vs. Nice contract set by you, I might add I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Little Johnny

* *

Little Johnny,

While I have acknowledged you have met the nice criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

* *

Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and were gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

* *

Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe.He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino pizza roll all over the carpet of your moms basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

* *

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.

little Johnny

* *

Little Johnny,

That’s what I thought you little bastard.

Santa

H/T Old Dude

H/T Jeff

What IS intended.................from Rico

Avoiding the so-called "fiscal cliff" was never intended.
- This is just another manufactured 'crisis' being used as a smokescreen to 'redistribute' money from Joe Public's pockets into theirs (the government's and their bestest pals).

Go OVER the cliff, already. Don't "fix" anything. Americans should BE so lucky.
- Just stop the stupid. Please!!

Sadly, these people suffer from the "Dunning-Kruger Effect" and they just will not stop.
- They are not bright enough to know when to stop.*

What IS intended is more cronyism, bailouts, and free lunches.
- Don't believe me? Watch the FED tomorrow after their two-day FOMC charade.

The reality of the next four years (and beyond) will be very different than what is intended when everyone sees that 'hope' and 'talk' do not drive economic reality, and that hoary Communist slogan "forward" is revealed to mean "downward."

*For Democrats (C) and other Obamunists: The Dunning-Kruger Effect simply stated means that there actually ARE people who are so stupid, they are too stupid to realize they are stupid.