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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Bedtime Totty................

Muhammad Speaks: "Bah Humbug"....................from Dan Friedman

[Liberal Christians (and media) need to ask themselves a question tonight: Why have they gone mute when their brethren are being brutalized by Islamic oppression? Are they saving all their bile for pointing an accusing finger at Israel? Or are they afraid that once they sound the alarm, the rank and file could start having naughty thoughts, such as Islam is doing to Christians what they would do to Jews – if only they had the chance. And that, friends, would deal a fatal blow to the “Palestinian narrative.” Something to be avoided at all costs. df]
 
Be shocked by these examples. As Christians in the West go to church and worship during this Christmas season, it is well to reflect on how merely going to church to worship can be life-threatening for Christians in the Islamic world. One can only hope -- perhaps in vain -- that this Christmas does not add new victims to a very long list

What do New York City Jews do on Christmas?...from TPC



What is there for New York City Jews to do on Christmas when just about everything is closed?

Chinese food or maybe take a walk before the Bill de Blasio inauguration and while the crime rate is still low.

News.................

Kerry’s oh-so-’90s security nonsense

The other Bay of Pigs story

Scantily Clad Homosexual Black Santas Invade Alabama Town

Grinch Still Trying to Steal Christmas

BLACKFIVE: Band of Brothers Nurse Augusta Chiwy - Someone You Should Know - The Night Before XMas in Bastogne

AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work

Marine Corps Becomes First Service to Pass Inspector General Audit


Mark Steyn Stands Firm With Phil Robertson

Irina Shayk (LOVE Advent 2013)

Suck Dynasty..................from Rico

These people have been giving Americans a real-life taste of "progressivism" for too many years now. - They are the "Suck Dynasty." They need a good. hard, kick in the ass...but PETA would be displeased at the deaths of all those gerbils.

Joyeux Santa Claus Rally, et bonne Recovery!.....................from Rico

Happy Days! With the DJIA ~ 16,000 and the S&P ~ 1,800 and the US markets closing yesterday at their 48th record-high 'close' for the year, is THIS the annual Santa Claus rally? - Well, not if you're one of the +50% of Americans that do not own ANY of these Fed-juiced equities. But hey, there is a "recovery" happening according to the Career Politicians, the MSM and the Financial media, et al (aka the Forest Gump Alumni Association; for Libtards read: the stupid). - Ignore the +20% unemployment rate, a labor force participation rate from ~1978, and a +10% inflation rate...besides, they aren't being truthfully 'reported' to you anyway. Not to worry. Housing will lead the way FORWARD! - Ignore that mortgage applications have dropped 66% from their peak in October 2012, or that "refi's" are down 73% in the last five months to a fresh 5-year low. NO, the Grinch did not steal Christmas OR the Santa Claus Rally. - Barry's war on coal made it an undesirable commodity to find in your stocking, and the US economy (for all the 'official' polishing it has gotten) instead remains a turd with the consistency of slightly-damp peat which was not worth stealing.

ZoNation: Christmas Isn't Christless

It's that time of year when many celebrate the birth of Jesus. Some just enjoy the theme aspect of the holiday. Some say you don't need Jesus to celebrate Christmas, and some are Bah Humbug over Christmas all together. But here's a commentary on some reasons why we celebrate the birth of the One many take for granted. Hear more in this ZoNation.


Bonus Totty................

NewsBusted 12/24/13

Typical Democrat voters? (Video and Sign)...from TPC


Does the wall-sign and video in this article describe the typical Democrat voter or are they just random choices designed to paint Democrats in a bad light?

Watch at The Political Commentator here.

Holiday Greetings from NATO Multinational Medical Unit Role 3 Hospital

Members of ISAF from the NATO Multi-National Medical Unit's Role 3 hospital at Kandahar Airfield, say hello to Swansboro, North Carolina, Missoula, Montana, Orlando, Florida, San Diego, California; and show their decorations.

Merry Christmas 2013. Breakfast...................from Rico

It's Christmas Eve eve. Instead of milk & cookies tomorrow, I was considering an MRE for dinner. - Force of habit I guess, but a traditional pizza covered in sausage and pepperoni might just be the winner. We'll see. No matter what, it WILL be bacon for Christmas breakfast! - Everything is better with bacon. And Christmas dinner? Hickory-smoked and dry-rubbed babyback ribs. - Yes, there is a definite 'theme' of the forbidden pork at play here. It is purposeful. Merry Christmas and Aloha Snackbar all y'awl!

Christmas Eve Totty.................

Leftist Totalitarians Want Plastic Gift Cards Banned

See, "Environmental Fascists Move to Ban Plastic Gift Cards":

The left's environmental fascists go after another hugely popular capitalist standby, the plastic gift card. Nothing is off limits to these assholes. Any product or capitalist innovation that proves popular or highly successful is targeted for destruction. And this time? The stinking retail gift card? How low can retarded leftists go? And we're supposed to go back to gift certificates? That might be hard on trees, you know? And plastic gift cards are recyclable, doh! Maybe a recycling campaign would have been better than assassinating this simple retail purchasing device.
Continue reading.

Monday, 23 December 2013

Lovely Lady Rule 5

Here's some Rule 5 linkage.

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See, "Lovely Lady in Lingerie."

And click through for the busty Rule 5 roundup at the link.

Fabulous Claudia Romani Shows Off Smokin' Figure in Miami Beach Thong Bikini

Oh man, to die for!

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Love the rear view on that lady!

And the full-frontal is breathtaking as well.

See, "Claudia Romani's Winter Sizzle in Miami Beach."

She's got literally a perfect figure --- totally busty rack and shapely curves.

You can't go wrong with this one.

Wow.

More hot babe-blogging throughout the night!

Bedtime Totty.................

The Supreme Court is Undermining Science and Society



By Alan Caruba

The Supreme Court has taken up another case based on the Environmental Protection Agency’s campaign of lies that carbon dioxide is the cause of “climate change” and claims about the quality of air in the United States. The Court is composed of lawyers, not scientists.

At this point in the present era, the Court has made rulings that run contrary to the original, clear intent of the U.S. Constitution and has wrought havoc on our society.

In 1973 it ruled that the killing of unborn babies was protected and millions since then have been deliberately killed. It extended protection to sodomy and same-sex marriage. It is destroying the fabric of our society that has served Americans well for more than two hundred years.

It ruled that the Affordable Health Care Act was a “tax”, enabling the Obamacare to be unleashed with the subsequent loss of health care plans by millions of Americans, often the loss of their personal physician, and the requirement that deeply-held religious opposition to contraception and abortion be negated by a law that requires their beliefs be overruled and denied.

In 2007, I wrote a commentary that was published in The Washington Times. I criticized a Supreme Court ruling that carbon dioxide (CO2) was a “pollutant”, opening the door to the EPA’s rapacious intent to control all aspects of our lives based on this lie that is used to justify its war on coal-fired plants that provide nearly half of all the electrical energy we use daily.  “CO2 is not a pollutant,” I wrote, “It exists in the Earth’s atmosphere and every blade of grass and every tree depends on it.” It plays no role whatever in the Earth’s climate.

The Clean Air Act and revisions passed in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1990s. The original regulation of air pollution was a good idea, as were the laws affecting clean water, but the EPA has since used pollution to impose a vast matrix of regulations that do not reflect the fact that the nation’s air and water is now as clean as it ever can be.

Carbon monoxide emissions have fallen from 197 million tons to 89 million tons. Nitrogen oxide emissions fell from 27 million tons to 19 million tons. Sulfur dioxide emissions fell from 3l million tons to 15 million tons. Lead emissions fell by more than 98%.  Particulate emissions (soot) fell by 80%. The air in the U.S. is considerably cleaner, but the EPA’s assertions continue to be made to expand its regulatory power and to attack the sovereignty of the states.

A case that was recently argued before the Court is another EPA effort to rewrite the Clean Air Act, asserting that it be given authority to regulate the flow of alleged “pollution” between “upwind” states and those who receive particulates and gases under its control. Some 27 states are considered “upwind” and those states along with all others have their own air control laws. In states that are more heavily industrialized and which have a large number of coal-fired plants on which the EPA wants to impose expensive standards that have no basis in fact.

A coalition led by Texas of more than a dozen other states brought a case, Environmental Protection Agency v. EME Homer City Generation, opposing the EPA’s regulatory re-write of the Clean Air Act. In August 2012, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled against the EPA which appealed to the Supreme Court.

The Wall Street Journal noted that “The D.C. Circuit only rarely overturns EPA rules, which shows how out of bounds the cross-state regulation is. The Supreme Court should overturn it for violating the federalist intentions of Congress, but there is also the added judicial incentive to show this increasingly rogue agency that it can’t rewrite the law as it pleases.”

The U.S. has been harmed by the many laws whose justification is based on the totally unscientific hoax regarding CO2. During the 101st and 111th Congresses, there were 692 laws introduced containing the term “greenhouse gas” when, in fact, CO2 is NOT such a gas, playing no role whatever in trapping warmth to affect the weather and/or climate of the Earth.

Stringent domestic laws and regulations, moreover, do not take into consideration the role of many other nations whose emissions are far greater than those produced here. However, reducing their emissions will have no effect on the Earth’s climate. The Earth is in what will likely be a lengthy cycle of cooling based on reduced solar radiation. It recently snowed in Egypt and in Israel where snow has long been a rarity.

The Obama administration’s “war on coal” has used the EPA to inflict an attack on the nation’s capacity to provide energy and the EPA has not ceased from using every ruling it has imposed to degrade the nation’s ability to maintain and expand the industrial base it needs to provide for economic growth, an increase in jobs, and the sovereign right of states to determine their own response to the need for clean air. The U.S. is a republic composed of separate republics.

At this point, control of the nation’s air and water quality should be returned in full to the states and the EPA should be eliminated as the threat to the nation it has become. The Supreme Court has played a role in this threat, ruling without any attention to real science, traditional values, and the clear intent of the Constitution.

© Alan Caruba, 2013


H/T DJ Elliott

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Body Painting Tryouts......................



H/T Doverthere

Late News.....................

The Most Underrepor​ted Foreign News Stories of 2013

Al Sharpton's Chicago Town Hall Erupts into Revolt Against Machine Politics

NORAD Spends $231 Billion Tracking Santa Claus

European Union's fracking pronouncem​ent: Full speed ahead, Britain

Hundreds of Relatives to Kim Jong Un's Uncle Imprisoned or Executed

'Topless' Protest Falls Flat on Brazil Beach

Rifle Designer Mikhail Kalashniko​v Dead at 94

Health & Safety at Christmas..............................


'Elf & Safety advice ……

































Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers.





Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.



Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.

While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.





The Angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around he/she must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages.


It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.


Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.

Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed; Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.


Merry Christmas,
Risk Management Team



H/T Roger

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Lloyd Marcus

Bonus Totty..................

Movies: 'Home Alone' burglars actual medical diagnosis and prognosis!...from TPC



If you've ever wondered how the bungling burglars Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in the Christmas movie 'Home Alone' survived their injuries, here is the medical explanation!

Youth chess and hate mixing well in the UAE!...from TPC



The hate for Israel and for Jews is once again clearly on display, this time in the staid world of an international youth chess tournament being held in the UAE!

A&E's 'new' show.....................from Rico

Some will recall that legendary quarterback Terry Bradshaw has four Superbowl rings from his days with the Steelers. - I'll bet almost NOBODY knows that Bradshaw was kept on the bench as second-string quarterback for two years when they went to school together by classmate Phil Robertson who, as Bradshaw says "was really GOOD"....yes, THAT Robertson aka Duck Commander. As a side-note to consumers at large: - "Duck Dynasty" products in stores are franchised by A&E. - "Duck Commander" products (like the ones still being sold at Cracker Barrel, who pulled the 'Dynasty' stuff) are franchised by the Robertson family. Now for a hugely politically incorrect and unapologetic newsflash: - A&E is launching a 'new' show to curry favor with GLAAD..."Dyke Dynasty" bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

News.....................

To be, or not to be, that is the question ....

Manchin: Hey, let's delay all ObamaCare enforcemen​t for a year

Canada supreme court strikes down prostituti​on laws

What If Obamacare Had Existed Christmas Eve, 0000?

Study: Earth was warmer in Roman, Medieval Times

Unruly Crowd Causes Commotion At Salvation Army Toy Distribution

Well, when do we get to watch the highlights? .... no. 2 .... were i the israelis, i would be cutting the orders to launch right now .... when the weather allows ....

Obama Faces Keystone Protest at Basketball Game

Duck Dynasty Dystopia: Pandemonium of Putrefied Political Correctness

'Duck Dynasty' Family: Phil Robertson's Suspension a War on Christianity

Not just the NSA: US spies rent a Jerusalem hotel suite to watch a secret Israeli site

Has Kerry Heard of the Palestinians' "Hitler"?

Russia’s second next-gen nuclear sub enters service

LFL AUSTRALIA | WEEK 2 | WESTERN AUSTRALIA ANGELS vs. VICTORIA MAIDENS

I am NOT a..................from Rico

Many still remember when Richard M. Nixon declared "I am NOT a crook" which only served to reinforce the idea in the minds of many that indeed he WAS. The current Liar-in-Chief has made the statement "I am NOT a liar" completely superfluous, since by now only someone as dumb as a wet rock hasn't figured out that this guy only lies when his lips move, or in other words, indeed he IS. This elevates the situation to an entirely new level, since about the only thing he can say today that some people have not yet understood...and badly need to...is "I am NOT a President" because indeed he is NOT.

Son of a Beach

Monday Mopsies..................

Posters: Political Correctness Run Amok!...from TPC



Whether it's preventing terrorist attacks, the security at our airports, allowing our kids to be kids or the military's rules of engagement, political correctness is becoming the bane of US existence as the world's one true superpower!

The posters in this article begin to tell just some of that story!

Victoria's Secret Babe Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sexy in Beach-Bikini Christmas Video

Hey, she's my favorite of the Victoria's Secret hotties.

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See, "Alessandra Ambrosio Holiday Video."

A Brazilian beauty, looking good in that bikini.

Merry Christmas!

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Check Your Local Listings: New Show to Replace Duck Dynasty.....................from Dan Friedman

From the peerless People’s Cube

Joy to the World! The Peterson Family

An NFL Cheerleader Christmas! (Photos)...from TPC



Compared to the lack of any holiday or Christmas warmth in this years White House card, these NFL cheerleader Santa photos will actually bring cheer and joy to the season!

Super Smokin' Rule 5 Christmas — #Rule5

Man, these Rule 5 roundups just keep getting better, lol. Totally hot babes for your yuletide pleasure!

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See, "Rule 5 Holiday Cheer — #Rule5."

I'm talkin' smokin!

I know readers love Rosie Jones, and she's included along with the phenomenal India Reynolds. And so much more busty goodness.

These are chicks to get hot by the Christmas fireplace!

Lovely stuff --- it just keeps getting better!

Enjoy.

Bedtime Totty................

92 to 1......................from Rico

This is an interesting chart...especially at the bottom, where it is clear that there are now 92 'owners' with paper claims to every physical ounce of Gold held by the COMEX. - 92:1. Think about that for a minute. Those are not good odds to bet against. This is the fractional Gold racket writ large. A LOT more paper-gold has been sold (and is being traded) at the CME's COMEX than physically exists, and trades are already being settled in fiat currency instead of in physical bullion on the CRIMEX. - Imagine what will happen if demand for settlement increases from the current levels? Endless lawsuits that will be futile attempts to recover what people 'think' they own, but really do not ......and never did.

New Xmas Regulation​s......................from Roger

NEW CHRISTMAS REGULATIONS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HEALTH & SAFETY

WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The Angel of the Lord came down,
And Glory shone around.
The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches Health & Safety Regulations to insist the shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided. Therefore, benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs must be available. Shepherds have also requested that, due to inclement weather they should watch their flocks via CCTV cameras behind centrally heated shepherd observation huts. The Angel of the Lord is reminded that before shining his / her Glory all around, the shepherds must be issued with glasses capable of filtering out any harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory lighting.

LITTLE DONKEY

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road,
Got to keep on plodding onwards, with your precious load.
The RSPCA has issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry. Also in the guidelines are permitted feeding breaks, and at least one rest break in a four-hour plodding period. Due to the risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear facemasks. The Little Donkey has expressed his discomfort as being labelled Little and would prefer to being simply referred to as Mr Donkey. Comments upon his height or otherwise are considered to be a breach of his equine rights.

WE THREE KINGS

We three Kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we traverse afar,
Field and fountain, Moor and Mountain,
Following yonder star.
Whilst the gift of Gold is still considered acceptable as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations such as Cash4Gold etc., gifts of Frankincense and Myrrh are not appropriate due to the risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. An acceptable alternative might be a gift voucher. It is not recommended that traversing Kings should rely on star navigation, and would advise the use of AA RouteFinder or Sat Nav. Both can provide the quickest route and advise on fuel consumption. As in the case of Mr. Donkey, the three camels require regular rest and food breaks and facemasks for the three Kings are obligatory due to the likelihood of desert dust disturbed by the camel hooves.

THE ROCKING CAROL

Little Jesus sweetly sleep, do not stir,
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants due to the risk of allergy and for ethical reasons. Therefore, false fur, a cellular blanket or, perhaps, micro-fleece material should be considered alternatives. Please note that, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau (CRB) check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock Baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before any rocking commences.

JINGLE BELLS

Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh,
Over fields we go laughing all the way.
A Risk Assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to ride. The Risk Assessment should also consider whether the use of only one horse is appropriate particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Permission from landowners must be gained before entering any Open Fields. To avoid offending those not participating in the venture, it is required that only moderate laughter is used and not at a noise level likely to be of nuisance to others.

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows,
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
You are advised that, under the Equal Opportunities Policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment upon the ruddiness of Mr. R. Reindeer. Name-calling contravenes our Anti-Bullying policy, and further to this, the exclusion of Mr. R. Reindeer from any reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against anyone found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented, leading to imposing sanctions such as a ban from hanging up stockings or enjoying Christmas dinner.

AWAY IN A MANGER

Away in a manger no crib for a bed?
Refer to Social Services immediately!!!!

Problem Solving.............from Rico

This International Problem Solving guide contains more truth than not....

Phil Robertson, Duck Commander, "You May Not Like Me"




H/T Infidel Joe

THE VERY FIRST KING-SIZE BED................from Rico

Another Liberal Jewish Shibboleth Bites the Dust.....................from Rico

[The Constitution is not a suicide pact. Neither is the Torah. df]
 
www.israelnationalnews.com, Tevet 19, 5774, 12/22/13
 
Jews are nowhere commanded to "repair the world." in Judaism it is the job of Jews to repair the Jews - a not inconsiderable task - not to repair the world.
By Prof. Steven Plaut

Celebratin​g 100 Years...................from Rico

It is an urban legend, almost a folk myth, that the Federal Reserve exists to keep the financial system stable, for your own good of course. - This cover-for-action has been drummed into the public's head so well, that when Dr Ron Paul says things like "end the FED" or calls it "100 years of failure" most think he is a kook. 'Whatever would we do without the FED?' the brainwashed sheeple say, like good little debt slaves. Few understand that America's central bank is a for-profit privately-held bank. Looking at several hundred years of history, comparing the pre-FED to the post-FED century paints an interesting picture. - The FED has been good for itself, and made a LOT of money off the interest on the loans it has made to the USG. From a banker's perspective, this is a big success. - If you are an average person, paying for things with a Dollar that's been devalued by 97-98% since 1913, well, then from your perspective things really suck and the FED has done you no favors. Neither has the USG for that matter, since they are only to happy to pay the interest on the money they borrow from the FED with your tax money.

The 2013 White House (fill-in-the-blank) Card!...from TPC


For Americans suffering through the country's persistent economic malaise and now Obamacare, this (fill-in) card from the First Family will hopefully bring you cheer in your time of need!


Sunday Totty....................

Bubble Games: Monopoly The .com Edition!...from TPC



With the stock market once again trading at what some may consider to be lofty and possibly unjustifiable levels, it's as good a time as any to take a walk down memory lane with a look at the game Monopoly, The .com Edition!