Theo Spark

Wednesday, 5 September 2018

H/T Doverthere

Tuesday, 4 September 2018

Cartoon Round Up....

Russian Communists 'Protest' Retirement Reform.........fron Rico

The irony is rich here.

- So is the schadenfreude...

Russia is planning to reform it's retirement system, calling it a "financial necessity" [read: we can't afford this] and the Communists (yes, incredibly some do remain after the USSR-experience, go figure!), of course, protest in the streets.

Protest what [?] you may well ask. Protest this:

- Russian men now retire at age 60, and women retire at age 55.

- The original reform proposal raised the retirement ages to 65 and 63 respectively, but has been 'backed off' slightly with men's retirement age remaining at 65 but women's reduced to 60.

It's not just the USA, Russia has its "free shit army" too!

- And both have large populations of ignoranuses that do not understand that someone has to pay for all the free shit (so long as it's not them).

Hello Adidas............from Rico

SJW Colin Kaepernik scuttled the NFK with his 'kneeling' crap (after converting to Islam and getting engaged to a BLM activist).

- Now he looks to 'win' a two-fer!

Nike has just announced that Kaepernik will be the face of their "Just Do It' campaign.

- Stupid move, that Nike. PC seppuku and SJW hari kari.

Nike just committed suicide, following the example of the NFL.

- Fuck off, you un-wiped asses!

AMF Nike, and hellooooo Adidas!!!

Monday, 3 September 2018

Bombshell Kelly Brook Comes Back for 2019 Calendar with Topless Pics of Her Ginormous Milk Cannons (PHOTOS)

She's back and bigger than ever, dang!

Those honkers are freakin' ginormous, man!

Here, "Veteran Bikini Bombshell Kelly Brook's Still Got It in Topless 2019 Calendar Showcasing Ginormous Tits and Tight Bikini Figure (PHOTOS)."

I couldn't put that calendar up in my room because I'd be living with a 24/7 hardon 365 days a year, shoot!

Total Nude Big Breasted Woman Takes Shower While Boyfriend Massages Her Fine Booty (VIDEO)

Oh my goodness, you'd practically die and go to heaven waking up with this woman in your bed.

Dang.

A perfect body!

Here, "Naked Nymph Total Nude with Humongous Big-Nipple Milk Cannons Takes Shower While Boyfriend Massages Her Fine Booty (VIDEO)."

You gotta love those perfect breast massive milk jugs, shoot!

Tight Angie Harmon Just Celebrated 46th Birthday With Insane Bikini Tush Shots

On Instagram.

See, "Angie Harmon, 46, Flaunts Fabulous Figure in String Bikini During Beach Vacation (PHOTOS)."

She's got a milf snatch to die for, dang!

Cartoon Round Up....

Racism. Voting. Monkeys..........from Rico

Of course, it's NOT racist when the Dem's say "monkey"...only when someone they do not agree with or approve of says it. [So who is the racist when you hear what isn't said in a racist manner, in a racist way?]

- That said, Monkeys make much better voters than Socialists do [read: Democrats].

Sunday, 2 September 2018

Democratic Socialism's Conclusion........from Rico

Followed to its logical conclusion "Democratic Socialism" ends in freedom for the slave-owners, not the slaves

Not honored, but r.e.s.p.i.c.t.e.d............from Rico

I'm pretty certain that the Lady who made the song R.E.S.P.E.C.T., a song that was embraced across generations (and the Democrat-constructed dividing lines), felt neither honored nor respected to have these four hustlers and race-pimps paying their sanctimonious "respects" at her funeral.

- These jerks have no clue what respect is, much less how to spell it.

Using her last rites for political purposes transcends vile.

Having 'Slick Willie' ogle some 'singer' ...who was later groped by a Bishop...only further degraded and dishonored her event.

- And calling Al "Tawana" Sharpton or Je$$e Jackson "reverends" is the same thing as referring to Jeffrey Dahmer as a gourmet chef.

Proof yet again that these Lefties have no sense of self-awareness, irony, or shame.

- The only thing 'good' about our beloved Aretha having assumed room temperature is that she wasn't witness to the shameful travesty that followed.

So THANK YOU Democrats for providing endless campaign-ad material for 2018. Let's consider the travesty of these buffoons daring to 'lecture' the rest of America about how to act, and what is 'good' for them.

- I can just 'feel' more of their taken-for-granted base of black voters #walkingaway from the Democrat 'plantation' and joining the roughly 33% who are already supporting Trump.

And myself?

- Well obviously not being a world-class scumbag like these jokers I was not on the invite list, so I'll pay my respects by watching the "Blues Brothers" scene where she sings her immortal song R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Legacies of Betrayal.........from Rico

Sure, LTjg John Kerry served in Vietnam.

- Immediately upon his return he betrayed his fellow servicemen and the US, dined-off his war hero status, parlayed his service into a lifetime political career, and spent every moment of his civilian life betraying the US.

- A few months of uniformed service cannot erase...or excuse...a lifetime of screwing America.

Sure LT John McCain served in Vietnam and was a POW.

- Immediately upon his return he dined-out on his war hero status, and parlayed his service into a lifetime career as Senator, and spent every moment of his civilian life betraying the US.

- A few months of uniformed service, and years as a POW cannot erase...or excuse...a lifetime of screwing America.

They both leave legacies of 'cashing-in' on the ideal of selfless service, turning it into dishonorable self-serving lives.

- Fuck them both.

Another Democrat Plan 'Backfires'......from Rico

"Backfires" turns out to be fitting...

The head of the California Democratic Party, Eric Bauman* 'prematurely' called for a boycott of In-N-Out burgers over their donation to the GOP.

- Overlooks an equal or larger donation they made to the Donks.

Fails to consider the response of In-N-Out burger fans who apparently do NOT want their burgers contaminated with politically-correct feces like the NFL has been tainted. Lines going on endlessly, popularity surging among loyal customers.

- GOP enjoys free PR bonanza.

*So who is this genius Democrat honcho Bauman? He lives with his husbandMichael in North Hollywood, and is obviously 'in touch' with the people, like all members of the 'we're smarter than you' party.

- I don't care what you say, the press using the term "backfires" re: In-N-Out is a hilarious double-entende!

Cartoon Round Up....

Saturday, 1 September 2018

Ariana Grande Gets Her Breasts Fondled After Singing at Aretha Franklin's Commemoration Ceremony (PHOTOS)

It's true.

Some lewd "bishop" grabbed her tits.

Here, "Ariana Grande 'Groped' at Aretha Franklin Memorial."

BONUS: "Ariana Grande goes topless for cover of new single 'God is a Woman' (PHOTOS)."

Nice topless titty photos.

Aly Michalka Pert Braless Pokies While Mini Golfing

Yes!

What a tasty totty!

Here, "Former Disney Star Alyson Michalka Boosts Pert Pokies Braless While She's Out Playing Miniature Golf."

Nice pert titties, heh.

Karma's a bitch....

H/T Nigel

H/T GM

It's the weekend...........from Rico

It's the weekend.

- Piss on the NFL, I'm goin' to the gun range...

No wonder the criminals are wiggling and dancing................from Rico

Allow me to interrupt the 24/7 liberal self-wedging panty fiesta with something more significant than their Socialist word-salad. Something they will not be telling you...

This is big. YUGE!

- Thank God for Judicial Watch, because there no longer exists a functioning DOJ or FBI.

Have you wondered at all 'why' so many Swamp critters are wiggling and dancing?

- It's not the last few drops down their pants, but it's the realization that they have been caught in multiple frauds and crimes.

It's not 'just' that there was witting and willful FISA fraud, but now we learn there were NO FISA HEARINGS!

So the FISA court/judges were "in" on the scam too?

- The cover up is becoming worse than the crime? [And the crime was bad enough.]

Remember Yates and Comey? Yeah, they lied.

- They have also been fired, but they have NOT been 'forgotten'...nor are they safe from CRIMINAL REFERRALS.

And they will not be alone, they'll have company.

Friday, 31 August 2018

Brennan - Think about this.........from Rico

Fair disclosure: I consider that Obama never did anything for the good of the US, but instead did everything he possibly could to harm the US.

- This included surrounding himself with people he judged able and willing to do the most damage.

Let's talk about his bromance with John Brennan today.

1. Brennan visited Mecca. Let that sink in. Non-Muslims are NOT allowed to set foot in Mecca, and that is strictly enforced. Deportation is the least of your problems if you get caught trying to visit Islam's holiest city as a kaffir/infidel.

2. As COS Saudia he over-rode the 'concerns and refusal' to issue visa's to all 19 individuals who later became the 9-11 Saudi hijackers, and ordered those 19 visas be issued.

3. In 2013 he was the first, and only, head of the CIA to be sworn-in not on a bible.

No wonder that asshole Obama loved this guy, he's an asshole too!

- Tells you a lot about CNN that they hired him, does it not?