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Wednesday, 30 January 2019

Colder than Mars?....................from Rico

The 'Midwest' has become America's Bali of the North with absolute temp's in MN of -58F and wind chills below -60.
 
A scientist would call this colder than Mars.
 
A politically-correct person would call this colder than Nancy Pelosi's heart.
- Admit it, you expected me to call this "colder than a witches' tit" and then use Nancee or Hitlery as examples, both being cold bitches indeed...and both lacking 'hearts' thus obviating my pc-esque wording ref infra and returning us to the visual of either of these hags wrinkled and freezing tits.
 
Mars may actually be warmer and more hospitable, upon due consideration...
 
 




H/T Doverthere



H/T Liz B

Tuesday, 29 January 2019

Cartoon Round Up....








The 'Rule of Law' is dead...............from Rico

The 'Rule of Law' is dead in America.
- It was murdered in broad daylight by Democrats [read: Communists] like Barry Soetoro and Hillary Rotten Clinton who only believe in Alinsky's 'Rules for Radicals.'
 
America does NOT have two different 'justice systems' but only the echoes of what once was a system of justice.
- Until it was 'fundamentally transformed' and 'changed' into a Socialist-run 'deep state' tyranny that Stalin and Mao would recognize instantly.
 
Ask "what 'happens' when we the people figure this out?"
 
 




H/T Doverthere

What could possibly 'go wrong?'.................from Rico

Kamala, just as black as Barry was, and just as likeable as Hillary.
- More Communist than both of 'em combined, but less 'ethical and trustworthy' than either of them.
 
Of course, she's a Democrat.
- What could possibly 'go wrong?' one might ask.
 
 


H/T Doverthere

Polar Vortex...Pay More Taxes....................from Rico

Warren Zevon had it 'right' with his lyrics to "Ain't That Pretty At All"...
- Welcome to Global Warming, Leftards...
 
IF you'd pay more in "Global Warming-Climate Change Taxes" this shit would NOT change by one degree...
- BUT your 'Climate Commissar' rulers-in-their-own-minds would heartily approve this message....



Australian Fashion Model Alicia Davis Topless Photo Shoot

She's got a nice rack, dang!

Her tits are much larger than your average little fashion waif.

She's got honkers!

See, "Australian Fashion Model Alicia Davis Honking Topless Photo Shoot."

Monday, 28 January 2019

1965 Morris Mini Minor - Jay Leno's Garage

Steve Nelson bought this Morris Mini Minor at 17 years-old, and now, 40 years later, that original charm shines again thanks to Graham Reid and his team at Heritage Garage.

Cartoon Round Up....






American Wet Rocks..................from Rico

Two American Disasters.
- What do Jimmy Carter and Dyslexia Ocrazio-Kotex have in common?
 
Besides both being raging Bolshies [read: America-hating Communists] and Democrats you mean?
- Well, yeah...that and both being dumber than a box of wet rocks.


RINO Hunting in Arizona...................from Rico

Arizona finally 'gets a clue'....news from Arizona just in that is being called a "blow to Arizona GOPe establishment" is that Dr. Kelli Ward has taken Chairmanship of Arizona's Republican party...unseating the RINO's who have been in control.
- Arizona has provided too many establishment RINO's in the past [think: McVain, Flake] and recently walked the edge of insanity by elected Democrat Communist Open-borders Bisexual Code Pink Radical 'Krispy' Sinema as Senator. [reminder: the one who alternates dressing like a 'takes all comers' streetwalker or a pink fairy in a tutu]
 
Take away: Arizona DOES 'need' a wall...a Big Beautiful Wall...to keep the crazies from leaking-out of their asylum in Commiphonia into Arizona!



Sunday, 27 January 2019

Cartoon Round Up....

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Tarts in Congress.....................from Rico

Tarts in Congress, or Puss-in-boots?
- You decide.
 
I suppose the easy quote would be to use Hillary's "What difference does it make?" here...but I prefer Harry S. Truman's:
- "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."
 
For anyone unconvinced that Democrats are an unserious lot of 'lightweights' nothing says deep-thinking legislator like a miniskirt and hooker boots as sported by Arizona's new Democrat Senator Sinema. She out-flaked Flake!
- In all fairness, since Dem's are all political whores to Socialism today, the streetwalker look is appropriate.
 
I can't hardly wait for Moochelle Obama (who not long ago sported classy hooker boots of her own with a shower curtain in public) to 'hear' about this.
- Michael ain't gonna be happy at the competition...

They 'crawfished' on the deal before the ink was even dry...................from Rico

You would be forgiven for thinking you were looking at two smug, evil, cocksuckers when looking at Schumer & Pelosi. They are.
- They are also snakes without a plane...
 
Well, now it's time to fish or cut bait. See y'awl February 15th, smartasses!
- Then it is "game on" and "all bets are off" combined with "Katie, bar the door!"
 
It's time for the Brass Knuckles to be used...
- And gee, Shutdown #1 provides a clear road map of where gooberment needs to be cut in Shutdown #2, does it not?



Toxic Masculinity Explained for Snowflakes..................from Rico

This one photo 'explains' Toxic Masculinity for even the dimmest-witted 'Snowflake' or twinkle-toes Commie.
- My fellow veterans 'understand' this without the picture, they live it and do not need to have it explained to them any more than they need to be told which bathroom....er, latrine...to use.


Saturday, 26 January 2019

Cartoon Round Up....






The Left Is Destroying Itself — Let’s Get Popcorn and Watch!

 

A crazy-eyed psychotic that is hell bent on destroying her own party. 
In the age of divisive and identity politics, everybody’s been gearing up between the big showdown between the left and the right.
Things are already tense — and in places like Portland — they’re not only tense, but getting increasingly more violent as well.
However…
What’s making people like us giddy with joy is the way the left is consuming itself — and could very well end the left vs. right blow out that the country seems primed for.
What’s going on?
 
 

It's now 'official'..................from Rico

The NFL has been 'dead' to many former fans ever since they went full-SJW and tainted what used to be entertainment with Leftist politics.
 
And now the Super Bowl which was called the Stupid Bowl by many in years past, has 'officially' become the Stupid Bowl.
- Bashi-boy cheerleaders will be prancing on the sidelines.
 
It's not just the half-time show that has been killed by the Leftards, but possibly the event itself...



Hyphen...



H/T Doverthere

Friday, 25 January 2019

Cartoon Round Up....








SOTU, Nancy?

Rams vs. Patriots! Super Bowl Sunday at Jeff Dunham’s House 2019! JEFF DUNHAM

Will it be the Los Angeles Rams or the New England Patriots? Super Bowl LIII is on Feb 3rd and the guys are coming to my house for Sunday’s clash! Achmed, Peanut, Walter, Bubba J, and José have a few thoughts before the big game!... Who do you think will be victorious?