Funnies....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan
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What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag
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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

H/T Jeffrey Nihart