Wives..

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her". -David Bissonette

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?" -Dumas

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Sigmund Freud

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' -Sam Kinison

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up." -Patrick Murray

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."-Anon

H/T Pete Hurrell