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Saturday, 22 March 2008

News....

Let the Gurkhas stay: Brown faces revolt from his own MPs over 'pathetic' treatment of brave warriors. If Brown doesn't let them come here he should get a Kukri up the Khyber!!

School arranges morning-after pills for girls of 14 after end-of-term party descends into drunken orgy. Welcome to modern Britain.

Rural areas 'suffering from closure of police stations' as violent crime rises faster than in town. We have a mobile 'plod shop' which pops by every couple of weeks. The Post Office in the next village (ours has gone) also doubles as a pop in police station for when you need to report a robbery whilst collecting your pension.


















Special Forces have Afghan drug lords in sights. Wouldn't want to be a drug lord!!

Robert Mugabe turns the screw on Zimbabwe's dwindling white farmers. Someone shoot the Marxist Monkey.

MoD has wasted £15m renting empty houses. Only £15 million, they must be losing their touch. They usually manage to get their waste into the billions.

Workers at Tesco paid just 8p an hour. Hell thats nearly more than I get.

Nicolas Sarkozy to bolster force in Afghanistan with 1,000 extra troops. Are yes, but will they fight?

Afghan female runner Mehbob Andyar braves abuse to follow Olympic dream. Afghanistan is primitive.

Blonde ambition seeks to storm Kremlin. A blonde political party!! This should be fun!

PATRIOTIC squaddie Craig Briggs has been barred from joining the police. Stay in the Army, the plod are an effing joke.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

the white farmers in zimbabwe should be offered assylum in the uk since where did they come from and the un should stop sending food to zimbabwe as that will speed up the civil war and mugabes regime being overthrown or not as the case may be either way he wont be ruling anyone soon

Anonymous said...

Smith was right about "African" politics...

"One man, one vote -once"

Is there any way we can make HIV more virulent?

Anonymous said...

Craig Briggs is obviously white and English which is a crime in this shit country.
Having fought with the army in Iraq he would bring more life skills to the party than any fucking tosser pulled off the street to police our country. Only speeding motorists are persecuted in this country, the crims and perverts and even the fucking terrorists live off state handouts and are lorded by the government.
When will we live in a decent society that protects the innocent and destroys the guilty?
Not until we get rid of Brown nose!

Anonymous said...

Gurkhas are turned away while 1 million immigrants arrive each year.

It seems everyone with a legitimate claim is turned away while anyother Tom, Dick and Hamed are let in