African Humour.....

Mdedeleni is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure" says the assistant.
Mdedeleni replies "Give me a green one, please."
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Having lost his donkey Mdedeleni got down to his knees and started Thanking God.
A passer-by saw him and asked "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"

Mdedeleni replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!
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Mdedeleni got his 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate.
Mother: Xhosa.
Father: Zulu
Kid: Chinese.

"How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Black?"

"Aah" says Mdedeleni "I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born in the world now is Chinese!"


H/T M Kohl