News...

£1,229,100,000,000 Brown the drain. Looks like the Sun is abandoning Labour.

Families now need £1,000 more than this time last year - just to put food on the table. And it's going to get worse. Far too much land in this country has been put down to oil seed rape and sugar beet.

Now Labour plans to ban children from school unless they have an MMR jab. How about banning Ed Balls until he has had a rabies jab!!

Number of crimes committed by girls soars 25% in just THREE YEARS. Oh yes, The Gentle Sex!!

Christian couple banned from fostering after refusing to condone homosexuality win battle to be carers after council backdown. At last a bit of common sense.

3,000 more post offices could be forced to close. We still have post offices!!

Soldiers are quitting the army because they don't earn enough to feed their families, says official report. They should all get an immeadiate pay rise. Sack some MOD civil servants to raise the cash.

Prime Minister's anti-sleaze watchdog 'is toothless', say MPs. Doh. You didn't really think that Labour would allow someone to 'police' their dodgy dealings.

Taser stun guns for every police officer. Holy cow. I wouldn't trust the average plod with a water pistol let alone a taser.

Eco-town builder Co-operative is Labour donor. Why the surprise! This is SOP for Labour.

Zimbabwe: 58 Morgan Tsvangirai supporters arrested. Only 58. Just the beginning of the ballot rigging.

Lebanon facing threat of civil war. It's going to go tits up!!! Better warm up the 6th Fleet.

Sudan cuts ties with Chad after Dafur rebels reach Khartoum. How did they manage that. Another part of the world that's F**ked!!