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Tuesday, 13 May 2008

News.....

Now every family faces a tax for old age - and the middle classes could pay twice. What the f**k is National Insurance for? It shows how badly thought out the welfare state was. No-one took into account that people would start to live longer.

Labour plummets towards civil war as battered Brown's closest ally launches counter attack on PM's critics. Tally ho!!! Keep on stirring.

Thousands of known illegal immigrants STILL got National Insurance numbers, admit ministers. Get rid of the Home Office. It is a joke.

The giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant. More on Cherie Blair!!!

Now cannabis dealers will escape jail despite government pledge for tougher punishments. All drug dealers should get the death penalty.

Hospital left one nurse in charge to run ENTIRE ward over bank holiday weekend. 'Unforeseen staff sickness': Translation. 'Nice weather let's all f**k off to the beach.'

If surrounded by armed bastards, don't shoot! Littlejohn lets rip. The question really is 'Why did plod wait 6 hours before shooting the twat?'

House prices fall worst since 1978, says RICS. House prices may go down as well as up!!

Queen begins first Turkey visit for 37 years. Which Foreign Office Fairy dreamed this up. Turkey cannot be trusted and must not be allowed into the EU, I am not entirely sure they should be in NATO. (Actually I am not sure we should stay in either organisation the EU is a joke and what's the point of NATO if over half the members cannot be bothered to turn up!)

Lebanon: Army to 'impose order' on Hizbollah. Hillary has more chance of being President!!

Serious Organised Crime Agency abandons hunt for crime lords. Oh bloody marvellous. Park on a yellow line it's into clink. Run the Mafia and it's Club Med all the way!!

2 comments:

rhhardin said...

The solution for America's ``Social Security Problem'' is very simple, simply raise the retirement age. If people live longer, they have to work longer, until the number of workers is willing to support the number of retirees.

If you want to retire sooner, do it on your own penny to bridge the gap, or have lots of children.

No doubt it would work in any country.

Anonymous said...

What reason did they give you for the EU?

Free trade, a market for goods, services and freedom to travel and work.

Really? my car is japanese, my tv is chinese, my bank enquiries are taken in India and the country is full of Indians, pakistanies, Arabs and Africans.

Not being in the EU doesnt seem an obstacle.

Oh yeah, the French wont allow our Apples and Beef and the Spanish have stolen all our fish