News...

The gipsy brothers who ran over and killed a father-of-two as he tried to stop them stealing his car radio. Hang them!

Police must put public safety first and end health and safety 'nonsense', say Tories. We still have a police force!!!!

Anger as sleaze watchdog rules £4,000 taxi bill for Speaker's wife was 'not excessive'. Make her pay the bill herself, and boot her cretinous oik of a husband out of the Speakers Chair.

Rocketman flies over Alps with jet-pack strapped to his back. Strap on a couple of Hellfires and then we are talking.

Tesco bans parents from buying alcohol if they are with their OWN children. Another reason not to shop at Tesco, as if you needed one.

Iraqi insurgents use eight-year-old girl as suicide bomber. Welcome to Islam.

Gordon Brown: I am staying until next election. That's what he thinks.

Demise of al-Qa'eda in sight, US official says. A tad optimistic considering we have been 'at war' with Islam for about 1500 years and will continue to be until either Christianity or Islam is left.

Mankind is the 'Earth's biggest threat'. No shit!! I am sure Mother Nature will smack us down when she is ready.

Austrian man brutally murders entire family with axe. What is it with Austrians?