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Bishop says collapse of Christianity is wrecking British society - and Islam is filling the void. We can start to fix the problem by sacking that bearded bastard Williams. He is an effing disgrace.

Speaker Michael Martin KEEPS his £1.4m pension pot perk. So sack him and take away his pension.

BBC urged to sack Jeremy Clarkson after he boasts over speeding at 186mph on public road. As Top Gear is one of the BBC's biggest earners, this is unlikely. Sections of the media have been gunning for Clarkypoos for a while. They are just jealous of his success.

Now we are working 10 weeks a year just to pay our increased tax bill. Another nail in Brown's coffin.

University bans graduating students from throwing their mortar boards in the air in case someone gets hurt. Ho hum. Another bloody killjoy with nothing better to do.

Breast wobble could hold key to women's chest pain. This must have been hard research!!

Gordon Brown personally liable for millions of Tony Blair's debt. Hee hee. Serves him right for turning a 'blind eye'.

John Bolton escapes citizen's arrest at Hay Festival. George Monbiot is an idiot.

UN to rule on Arctic seabed ownership. And they will rule in favour of whoever gives out the biggest bribe.

Syria-bound missile components intercepted, claims US. Nice one. Boy Assad does like to live dangerously.

House prices fall at fastest rate for 17 years. It gets worse and worse.

Ali Larijani gives stern warning to West over Iran's nuclear ambitions. Another Islamonutter.

Russia accused of looking for a fight over Georgia and Ukraine. More bullyboy bulshit from Putin.