Thoughts for the week.....

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

H/T Jeffrey Nihart