Wednesday 30 January 2019

Colder than Mars?....................from Rico

The 'Midwest' has become America's Bali of the North with absolute temp's in MN of -58F and wind chills below -60.
A scientist would call this colder than Mars.
A politically-correct person would call this colder than Nancy Pelosi's heart.
- Admit it, you expected me to call this "colder than a witches' tit" and then use Nancee or Hitlery as examples, both being cold bitches indeed...and both lacking 'hearts' thus obviating my pc-esque wording ref infra and returning us to the visual of either of these hags wrinkled and freezing tits.
Mars may actually be warmer and more hospitable, upon due consideration...

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