Tessa Fowler Holiday Post: 'A Hard Man is Good to Find' (PHOTOS)

She should have no trouble finding a "hard man."

All she has to do is rip off her blouse and let those massive watermelons break free for the holiday feast, lol.

See, "Tessa Fowler Unwraps Her Huge Holiday Melons, Plus Holiday Post: 'A Hard Man is Good to Find' (PHOTOS)."

She's got huge perfect milk balloons, dang.