Salma Hayek's Tits Dominate the Golden Globes (PHOTOS)

Holy cow!

And to think I never watch these stupid award shows.

They're the biggest!

Next year I'll just say: "The tits! The tits!"

See, "Salma Hayek Slays the Golden Globes (PHOTOS)."

BONUS: Madeline Osburn, at the Federalist, "Thanks to the Golden Globes, Boobs are Officially Back."