WuFlu Trifecta......................from Rico

This is from the CDC.

 

You do NOT need a WuFlu test unless you have ALL THREE of these syptoms:

- Fever (above 100F)

- Dry wracking cough

- Shortness of breath

 

Otherwise, this being 'cold & flu season' anyway, if you just feel crummy, have a runny nose, etc (a) you're just having a bad day, (b) you're a wimp, (c) you're a hypocondriac, (d) or all of the above.

- STAY HOME and leave the rest of us alone and do NOT go to the Hospital.