Sunday, 18 April 2010
A
TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON
THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO
SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30
GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
H/T Martin
The Sunday Best.............
Dateline Africa: Christians Lag Muslims By Significant Margin In Religious Bloodthirstyness Index
LAT Buries Tea Party Coverage; KABC-LA Slams 'Racist Teabaggers'; NYT Boosts Same-Sex 'Health Rights', 'Misunderstood Immigrants'!
This is Britain
Single mother soldier who claimed £1.1m over childcare left her baby for two years
Tax Day Tea Party 2010 Gala Extravaganza
Star Wars
This is just so wrong.
Boomer Lad Made A New Friend To Trade Ammo And Components With Recently
Militants trap kids on Zim farm
SA looks to the sea for water needs
Volcano chaos could continue for months
SAS in body armour 'private funding' row
UN bodyguard 'executed by Afghan police'
World Cup foreign fan numbers halve
Dan Snow organises Channel flotilla to evacuate stranded Britons
Zimbabwe's 30th birthday: how did Robert Mugabe turn hope into misery?
The secret war mission that inspired Goldfinger scene
Army bomb disposal expert speaks of agony of losing six colleagues
Climategate: a scandal that won’t go away
Taliban’s supreme leader signals willingness to talk peace
White House ‘not ready’ for nuclear Iran
Hookers, hash and a haven from Robert Mugabe
Ban on commercial whaling to be overturned
Israel warns Syria over Hezbollah attacks
Beer, wine and women seized by vice police in Kabul restaurants raid
Poachers cash in on French diners’ enduring love of frogs’ legs
China tries to sterilise 10,000 parents over one-child rule
Surrender now – the army’s no place for you, Private Single-Mum
the Clarkypoos Bit..........
Hounded by the ash cloud on my escape from Colditz to Blighty
Bentley Continental Supersports
and little Jimmy May.......
Marks & Spencer will be the death of me
and finally........
That (Bird)Dog Won’t Hunt
Celebrity similes.............
Excited as Barney Frank watching Brokeback Mountain.
Busier than Madonna on a troop train.
Tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face.
Coming back like Michael Moore at a buffet.
Funnier than Jimmy Carter in blackface.
Thicker than Hillary's ankles.
Broke as Tiger's wedding vows.
Older than Larry King's grandmother.
H/T Jesse
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Saturday, 17 April 2010
London Calling
London,England
In case you missed it last time, here's author Joe Craig outside the British Library in London:
Best Defense
Chopping through tough competitors like Atlantic, The Economist, Mother Jones and The New Yorker to score the 2010 Digital National Magazine award for best blog has got to be as sweet as knocking out 4 enemy carriers in one afternoon!
Congrats Best Defense!
Tom Ricks, Best Defense premier creator with Pulitzer Prizing power and journalistic bona fides on Great Satan's military au courant, hangs with Great Satan's Combat Rock Stars like panzer/Surge expert Colonel Nagl, elite killers of killers like Andrew Exum and Roger Carstens @ Center for a New American Security (CNAS). He's also an editor @ Foreign Policy Magazine and gigs at WaPo.
Best Defense is approachable, fully crunk with hot! intell, insight - and as provocative as wearing a thong to church.
Congratulations Best Defense - The Best of 2010!
Pic - "Every combat group would be a complete package" from the staff @ GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
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British General Election - Time for UKIP?
London, England
Leader of UKIP in the European "parliament" Nigel Farage telling it as it is.
Friday, 16 April 2010
Farewell Margate
London, England
Not Margate, FL or NJ but the REAL one in the county of Kent, England. Here's a clip from inside one of the new hi-speed trains which you can now take from London:
Johnny Cash - I Am The Nation
Love me some Johnny!
Visit me at KristeeKelley.com or follow me on Twitter.
Augusta & Portland (Maine( Tea Party reports....
A couple of reports about the Augusta rally in WBZ and Stanford Advocate. Here are some pics from Augusta.
Here is the decent coverage of the Portland Tea Party by WCSH, Channel 8 and Channel 13.
Well done to all the tea party organisers up and down the state, including Pete Harring and Laurie Brown.
I suspect the Portland attendance was adversely affected by the Tea Party Express event with Palin on the previous day. I know that at least two buses went south to see it. Mainers have only so much free time and the timing of the TPE event was unhelpful to Maine tea parties.
Update: Here is a rough cut of my speeches in Augusta & Portland, ME. Slick the production ain't.
Gitmo's Newest Detainee
Who is the newest, latest creep to fall into Great Satan's righteous clutches? One of Mookie's minions - enroute to Najaf with a truckload of EFP's? A Yemeni al Qaeda terrorist driven by That Which Must Not Be Named? An Iranian Nuke Scientist? A Pakistani intolerant freaked by girls, fun and free choice?
No, no, maybe and no.
"Eric Holder is a Guantanamo Bay prisoner"
"He's not imprisoned at Gitmo, but he's imprisoned by Gitmo. The Justice Department he leads, and to some extent the whole Obama administration, has been detained -- tortured, even -- by the star-crossed attempt to close the military prison."
Oh! The ironic irony!
"Fact is, AG Holder is hooked on something far worse than coke or speed. It's lawyers who defend terrorists.
"This addiction - is rooted in his bedrock belief that America is to blame for everything, including his mustache"
Pic - "A 'stache like that will never be named 'Captain Tickles'
Groomed from GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
Back in Business.............
We now have a new toy. I would like to thank all those who very kindly donated towards my new computer.
THIS IS HOW THEY BUY YOU
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The Race Announcer
Attached is the race guide from Tuesday's Herald-Sun.
Check out Race 3 ---- Horses 11 and 12.
H/T Rodney
The World's Best Magic Trick
London, England
Is at 1.36" - you will be stunned by this I promise you.
Posted By Jeremy Jacobs outside the place where Sherlock Holmes lived.
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