
Saturday, 17 November 2012
New Federal Golf Rules by Executive Order...
These new golf rules will be in effect beginning January 13, 2013. By Executive Order Please share with fellow golfers...
President B.H.O. Has recently appointed a Golf Czar.
Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January 13, 2013. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2700 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes:
Golfers with handicaps:
- Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play. (Can't wait to see my $$ check)
- The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
- Handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
- Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
- Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.
In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.
Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.
Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again .
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.
This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in all competitions every Player above an 18 handicap will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score".
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.
Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility.
This is the "Right thing to do."
So, please remember; if you shot a round of golf under par, you didn't shoot it yourself. Some one else built that course, and someone else cut the grass so that you could play on it. Someone else built the clubs and the cart.
H/T Shelly
From
Theo Spark
at
02:00
0
comments
PJTV: Conservatives, Win the Culture and You Win the Country
Liberals argue that the pro-life movement is an effort to increase the white race. Zo tells you why this is yet another example of why liberals make little sense, and should lose the culture.
From
Theo Spark
at
00:57
0
comments
IRA confiscation-redistribution being planned...........from Rico
It's already beginning days after the faux-election.
Barry and his leftist-progressive cadre have a plan to (a) confiscate the last untapped pool of wealth (the retirement savings of people in IRA's), and (b) enable redistributionist control over several trillion dollars of private retirement savings...they want to be able to 'redistribute' that private money as they see fit, and (c) find mandatory 'buyers' for soon-to-be-worthless Treasury debt.
- Far better to steal cash from the sheeple than to continue to bleed the 'privately-owned for profit' FED (almost the sole remaining buyer of US debt at this point).
The usual suspects are bleating about IRA's being "unfair" blah-blah-blah. This is already smelling like the beginning of Obamacare, which was crammed down from above.
- Doubt that this will be too? Don't forget there used to be private owners of GM (the bondholders) who were robbed of their ownership in the process of converting GM into Government Motors. Think of that as a 'test drive' for what is ahead.
- The famous bank robber Willie Sutton was once asked 'why' he robbed banks. His answer was "Because that's where the money is."
This has already happened in several countries, and America's Marxist overlords and Kommissars intend to implement this 'fairness' as soon as possible.
- Of course it will be marketed as saving people from themselves, and being for the greater good. It's bad salesmanship to call it what it really is: theft.
As old bubba might observe with a dose of country realism, this is the regime saying "all your money are belong to us."
- Tax-advantaged vehicles like IRA's and 401K's will become the opposite of what they were intended to be....they will be financial deathtraps!
Obama Begins Push for New National Retirement System
From
Theo Spark
at
00:56
2
comments
Friday, 16 November 2012
Late News..............
Iraqi politicians backed into a corner on a Status of Forces Agreement?
Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. - Benghazi
CDR Salamander: Fullbore Friday
BLACKFIVE: Tango Mike Mike
Amb. Oren: Israel Prepared to Take “Any and All Measures”
Florida restaurant owner to add an ObamaCare "surcharge"
Hold That Toast: France’s Champagne Harvest Is the Worst in 40 Years
Bombshell: Petraeus to tell Congress that he knew "almost immediately" Benghazi was work of terrorists
CDR Salamander: Another Union Victory
Farthest Known Galaxy in the Universe Discovered
America in the Age of Obama
'Top Chef' host Padma Lakshmi says she's 'like a truck driver' stuck in a model's body
Disney Gets Green Light to Acquire German Network Das Vierte
Has The Universe Stopped Producing New Stars?
Super Material Can Stop Speeding Bullet
Clarissa Dickson Wright causes outrage after condemning Muslim Leicester as a 'ghetto'
Communist Party Congress: leadership change a disappointment for liberals
Australia creates world's biggest marine park
French PM makes 'dreadful' gaffe while wooing Germany
CNN Uses Faked Palestinian 'Casualty' Video in Coverage As did the BBC
Palestinian rockets strike Jerusalem, Tel Aviv. Reserves call-up expanded
America’s Prudent Pivot
Obama Arrogant and Narcisstic As Usual
2012 Election Count Astroturfed
Petraeus: I Knew Terrorists Were Involved in Benghazi
Salazar to Reporter: “I’m Gonna Punch You Out”
Gazans scramble as punishing ground war looms
Column: Fiscal cliff means the rich need to step up Hold your nose as you read it
Republic Police: Man with child porn called us, fearing FBI
Taliban Accidentally Reveal Identities of Their Mailing List Members
From
Theo Spark
at
21:05
0
comments
PJTV: Obama's Bogus Onus. Plus, Arab World Outraged that Hamas Not Killi...
The Arab world stood in solidarity against Israel's ability to kill more Hamas terrorists. Should Israel stop defending itself to allow Hamas the opportunity to kill more of its people? Of course not. Find out why on this PJ News Break as Scott Ott brings you the latest from the Middle East, Hostess Brands, the green job market and more.
From
Theo Spark
at
20:32
0
comments
Deja vu x4...................from Rico
Whether it's the algo's running the stops down and up, or a proxy for the invisible hand, someone has been a HUGE seller of precious metals (Gold and Silver) four days in a row now.
- Of course, only in the time frame of 'US day open' to 'Europe close.'
Gee, what a 'coincidence' eh?
- Nawwwwww....this is what a massively rigged market looks like when the invisible hand becomes very visible.
From
Theo Spark
at
20:30
0
comments
Poll on Gaza............
I believe that Iran/Syria are using Hamas to provoke Israel believing that Obamalamdingdong won't support Israel, which is probably true. Israel should strike hard and fast against all their enemies, because sitting back and waiting for them to strike is pure folly.
From
Theo Spark
at
20:26
0
comments
From
Theo Spark
at
19:50
0
comments
From
Theo Spark
at
19:48
0
comments
Gaza Questions..................by Dan Friedman
Ponder:
How long before Obama gets in touch with his Islamic side and turns “I have Israel’s back” into “now I’m in Israel’s face?”
How long before the Muslim Brotherhood’s Morsi – now the president of Egypt – goes from ceasefire broker to active ally of Hamas in Gaza?
How long before Israel’s leadership notices Israel is winning and decides it’s time to stop “the operation” and settles for another temporary “quiet?”
How many more dead Jews will it take before American neocons like Podhoretz, Stephens and Krauthammer finally man up and publicly acknowledge they made a catastrophic mistake when they supported “disengagement” from Gaza?
What will it take before the average American feels the heat from the boiling Mideast cauldron right here at home?
And finally, as always, how can we ever thank you, Barack Hussein Obama?
From
Theo Spark
at
19:00
0
comments
Unreported..................from Rico
This has been unreported by the MSM, but the petition for California to secede has millions of signatures.
Unfortunately, ALL of them are from other states.
From
Theo Spark
at
18:40
0
comments
A Tsunami of Lies
By Alan Caruba
His Social Security number is alleged to be false along with his birth certificate.
From
Alan Caruba
at
16:41
0
comments
Obama administration observation tool: How to spot a liar!...from Mike Haltman at TPC
Video follow-up: Barack protecting Susan; Me thinks he doth protest too much!...from Mike Haltman at TPC
Is the jig almost up?......................from Rico
Precious metals (Gold and Silver) have been monkey-hammered for three days in an extraordinarily blatant display of criminal market manipulation.
Today in seconds 25,000 Gold contracts were dumped in a single order, dropping the spot price by ~$20.
- This is 2.5 million ounces, or 77 metric tons. Some jerk in NYC was able to 'dump' the equivalent of Australia's or Indonesia's entire physical Gold holdings with the push of a button. Was this the result of a phone call from the invisible hand? Neither Benny B or Janet Yellen were available for comment.
Yesterday, 2.5 million ounces of Silver was withdrawn from Brink's and HSBC's vaults.
- I'd say a 'scramble' to cover physical demand somewhere was definitely on.
These are not 'normal' market activities/events.
- This violence smells like something is "in the wind" and the wise guys may be starting to panic as the jig gets closer to being up.


From
Theo Spark
at
11:32
0
comments
From
Theo Spark
at
11:29
0
comments
From
Theo Spark
at
11:26
0
comments
News.............
Murree Brewery, Pakistan’s Only Brewery
BLACKFIVE: Don't Talk To Me About Respect...
Pakistan to restore NATO's Afghan oil supply line after 12-month hiatus
Afghan Taliban commander gunned down in Quetta
Benghazigate: Obama Now Blaming Petraeus for Rice’s Video Lie
Obama’s Post-Family America
When Does 'Old Age' Start? When You Stop Shopping
DOD: 75,000 troops needed to secure Syria's chemical weapons
BLACKFIVE: F John Kerry for Sec Def
New Iraq army headquarter fuels Arab-Kurd row
GOP senator outlines $68 billion in defense cuts
F-22 down near Tyndall
Israeli army starts drafting 16,000 reservists
Army's 172nd sorting, clearing gear as inactivation begins
F-22 Fighter Crashes at Tyndall Air Force Base
An epidemic of egomania strikes America's civilian and military leadership.
Alabama Fella Pretty Much Started Petition ‘Cause Fascist Gubmint Shut Down His Nudie Carwash
One secret reason Petraeus had to resign
Denny's to charge 5% 'Obamacare surcharge' and cut employee hours to deal with cost of legislation
Is this war number eight for Israel?
Rice Prevented Bin Laden Capture in 1990s, Dems Label Her 'American Treasure'
Washington fiddles as global dangers mount
Palestinian rocket barrage escalates for Egyptian PM’s Gaza visit. Israeli ground forces build up
Funding our own demise – While believing we’re the smart ones? Ouch
The Interview: Boeing Talks “Silent Eagle”
Is Obama hiding the truth about Benghazi because the truth would impeach him?
The Way Off the Fiscal Cliff Starts to Become Clearer
Pallywood, and the stench of an ancient score being settled
Excerpt: Jake Tapper's 'The Outpost: An Untold Story of American Valor'
From
Theo Spark
at
11:25
0
comments
From
Theo Spark
at
02:00
0
comments

















































