Friday 4 April 2008

News...

Brown plays dirty at political football. When The Mirror starts kicking Brown you know he is finished.

House prices 'will crash soon': Bank chiefs warn YOUR home is overvalued by 30 per cent. And who owns the big estate agents who pushed up house prices? Oh yes. The Banks.

British Muslims 'planned to kill thousands by bringing down SEVEN transatlantic airliners in one go with liquid bombs'. Hang the scum! and deport their families.















Ken Livingstone owns up to having five children by three mothers. He thinks it will get him votes!!

The 20 simple words Brits are unable to spell because we are all text mad. Am I the only person who doesn't text?

Dozen pupils aged 9 and 10 arrested over plot to kidnap and kill teacher because she told them off. WTF!!! Time to get some serious discipline back into schools.

BT admits it used new software to spy on hundreds of unwitting internet customers. Tut tut. Why doesn't this surprise me!

Posturing over Afghanistan puts Nato at risk. Time to replace NATO with an organisation whose members all turn up when needed. Sod the Germans and French.

British summer 2008 to be warmer and wetter. That's why snow is forecast for this week-end!!

Zimbabwe: the backlash begins as paramilitaries launch raids. And we will do nothing as usual! Diplomacy will not work, Force will.

Martin Johnson ready to take charge of England. About bloody time too.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had a mobile phone when they came out as a phone connected to a brick ,I've only used my mobile to text once and I still can't spell :-).

Anonymous said...

If the UK courts and the US had the nerve to do hang them and deport their families (immediate and extended) we would all be better off.

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gents I give you Islam.
Coming to a town near you soon!