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H/T Mark Scott
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Old Pilot Sayings......part 1
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
A 'good' landing is one you can walk away from. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction.
Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
H/T Shelly
Monday, 21 April 2008
Who would follow this bum....
...safely tucked away in a cave somewhere and what with little Moqui waving his willy from Iran, the Islamoloonies are a bit short of leaders with testicles. If Little Moqui and Zaqueeri want to be taken seriously they should get front and centre and be prepared to lead the way. After all what possible harm could come to them!!!!!!!
H/T
Spanish Pundit
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane...
.....when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she said.' That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
H/T AJD Shootist
We could use these three if the US Navy can spare them.....
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Captain Kidd, Human-Rights Victim. With the Royal Navy being hamstrung by the Government we might as well just surrender now. It is time to start keel hauling Labour Ministers.
H/T Mark Scott
Judgment Day looms for Hillary Clinton the wrecker. Both Democrat candidates are unfit to govern a bowel movement! If they are the best that the loony liberals can drag up then the Democrats are finished and about time too.
HILLARY’S TERRORIST TIES. These are going to wreck her.
A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road.
He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The blonde replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
H/T Mark Scott
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A-10 close Air Support.....
An A-10 provides close air-support and engages Taliban who were about 30ft from a British unit
News....
The Living Legacy of Maggie Thatcher: How the Politics of Conviction Saved Britain!
May the Royal Air Force be with you. It is going to need more than 8 Harriers, but it is better than nothing. The RAF need to send Brown a shopping list with the message that it gets filled or No 10 gets 'filled'.
March of Italy's 'BNP': Surely it couldn't happen here...could it? Of course it can and will. We now have two major parties that are unfit to govern. Only drastic measures are going to save Britain.
Home extension horror as mum discovers ten skeletons buried under her dining room - and faces a £30k bill to move them. Bet that livened up the builders.
Raised on welfare, the 'Why Bother?' generation that doesn't want to work. The Welfare State has wrecked Britain. There are too many benefits and most can go. Only those who are in dire straits should get help.
Alistair Darling in £50bn gamble to aid banks. The banks got themselves into it let them get themselves out of it. The military need that £50b billion far more.
Britain is becoming a 'why bother country'. I am glad that there are still a few of us who can be bothered. A decade of socialist liberalism has done much damage.
Fear in Sadr City as cleric threatens war. And he will lose again. This time he must be destroyed.
Zimbabwe: 'War zone' warning as leaders urged to confront Mugabe. Another one that must be destroyed!
Paras tread warily in Helmand province as they learn the skills of ‘going lethal’. I like this 'going lethal' thing.
Zimbabwean farmers swap troubles to fight drugs in Afghanistan. Great idea the Zim farmers can go to Afghanistan and the Taleban can go keep Mugabe company. Two problems solved in one go
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Why are wedding dresses white?
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!
Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
H/T Nebraska Bob
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
H/T Casasquirrels
Inner Peace: Could this be the answer?
'I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.
A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonnay,
a botle of Baileys,
a butle of vocka,
a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who bloudee gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to ennyun yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.'
H/T Pete Hurrell
Sunday, 20 April 2008
As if they need a reason.....
Why women shouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton. Apart from the lying amoral bitch part!!
U.S. Army Pvt. Chrisman, from Mortars Platoon, 1st Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 4th Infantry Division, provides security as U.S. Army Soldiers from the 415th Civil Affairs Battalion make an assessment of a local market April 15, 2008, in Mosul, Iraq. (U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Jason Robertson)
Theo's Movie reviews.....
'I am Legend': Glad I didn't pay to watch it.
'No Country for Old Men': Typical Coen Brothers. Fantastic acting by the emsemble cast. Plot as usual was convoluted. Must be seen ONCE!!!
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Gunpowder and Lead......Miranda Lambert
Apparently this was a class project to make vid for this song.
Tip of the Day....
The Adobe Media Player has some great shows and stuff on it so you can catch up on some that you have missed.
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A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin.
In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done.
Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Daisy'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started!"
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
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The Sunday Best.......best may be a tad optimistic!!
Guns and God? Hell, yes Steyn on Obama.
Beleaguered Browne took week off to 'refresh himself'. I hope it proves to be terminal!
War dead get their police escort back ... thanks to The Mail on Sunday. I am not sure the Mail can take all the credit for this.
I fought the law and I won (again). How Robin Page challenged the police. The Plod have become revenue collectors for Brown.
Max Mosley: My private life is no reason to resign. Oh yes it is you Nazi Pervert.
Prescott: my secret battle with bulimia. The bullshit people dream up when they have a book to sell.
Closing time for Britain's public houses. Sad but so many pubs around me are so crap that no-one wants to go to them. The good friendly ones are surviving.
Iraqi cleric threatens 'open war'. It is easy to make threats when you are safely tucked away in Tehran with your boyfriend.
Voters flee Zimbabwe’s state terror. And still we do nothing. If we do not take down Mugabe we will never be taken seriously again as a world power.
British guns pound Basra. Carpet bombing would be better.
Time to save the world again, lads. Clarkypoos and the British will save the world!!
and his take on the Callaway Corvette C6
Brown's reign of error. A lot of chickens are coming home to roost and Brown is up to his neck in the s**t.
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