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Thursday, 20 March 2008

Bedtime Backseat Totty...

Every girl needs a 4th birthday present! Looks like the Marines have a great future.

Daddy was going to get her a good air rifle but she couldn't manage the cocking effort of any of the good ones when she was 3. Yes she can use it and it is the full monty not some conversion.


Picture posted with the permission of her parents

The Boneyard - Well worth watching all 4 bits.

I make no apologies for my obsession with the Bone Yard....I just find the whole place amazing. It's a 'living' museum. I think I have got them in the right order.

I have watched all 4 and I cannot recommend them highly enough.







Sleeping Giants...


A great video about the Bone Yard.

See it here.





H/T Gallimaufry

Shhh..don't tell the MSM

Iraqi Documents Show al-Qaida Ties. This didn't make the BBC. Funny that!


H/T Nebraska Bob

Quote of the day...

"I have failed to liberate Iraq, and transform its society into an Islamic society."
-- Moqtada al-Sadr, Asharq Al Awsat newspaper, March 8, 2008

He has been to busy cuddling his mummy!!



Whatever Happened to Moqtada?

Scrawny crack whore gets nekkidish....

..I don't like drug addicts.

For your weekend entertainment...Best of the Blogs.

Jules. Excellent as always.

Maggie's Farm. I have to go visit with these guys.

Liberty Peak Lodge. A great blog, but you already know that.

Mark Scott. He has got the hang of this blogging lark.

Grouchy Old Cripple. Grouchy he is not!!

Argghhh. One of the best Mil-blogs.

Diminished Expectations. Nothing too diminished about him.

UCV. Cargosquid's on a roll.

Neptunus Lex. Doing what I should have done. Oh to be a Zoomie.

Coalition of the Swilling. I raise a toast to them.

Lasso of Truth. Wonder Woman lives.

Hell in a Handbasket. Cos it's where we are all going.

The Virtuous Republic. Very bright and remarkably sane.

Because I say so. Nuff said.


I can also recommend all the blogs in the links column. there are some bloody good blogs in there.

Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir - SWEET HOME ALABAMA ....rocking!!

Back in the days of the Soviet Union, the Soviet Red Army had an official choir composed of male soldiers and musicians. It still exists. The Red Army Choir performs throughout Russia to this day. Comrade Joseph would not be amused !!



H/T Shelly

Another of Einstein's Theories

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 128 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as.......

Einstein's Theory of 'Relative Titty'





H/T
Pete Hurrell




















An A/V-8B Harrier 'tops off' its tank during an aerial refueling mission Feb. 27, 2008. Marine Aerial Refueler Transportation Squadron 352, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, refuels jet aircrafts daily, keeping jets in the sky, ready to unleash close air support for Coalition ground forces. Photo by Cpl. Scott McAdam, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing (Fwd) Public Affairs.


H/T Mark Scott


H/T Mark Scott

Can we have some pleeease...




H/T 45 Govt

Late news bits...

Britain's silliest laws. You have to love this country.

Iraq Roll of Honour. And how many of them died because Blair and Brown sent them to war without the right kit.

As true today as it was then

The DC Gun Ban....




H/T Mark Scott

Daily Chassis......

Dimmocrat.....

Ghost Ride...



14 Months in Al Anbar Province Iraq Compilation

News..

Two al-Qaeda terrorists have been moved from their jail after one complained it was "99 per cent white". Let's move them up against a wall and shoot the bastards.

The schools minister who believes supersize classes of 70 pupils are acceptable. Typical Socialist Prick there only ill-educated fools vote Labour.

Cowardice, failure and shamefully incompetent Defence Secretary. Sack him better still hand him over to the Army.


















'Winston Churchill... wasn't he the first man on the moon?' - and other classroom howlers. Educasham, Educasham, Educasham!!

Bin Laden threatens Europe as President Bush claims victory in Iraq
I take it the old poof is still shacked up in a cave entertaining his young 'men friends'.


























Formula One to return to BBC. And how much of the licence fee is going into the grubby little barrow boy's pocket.

Climate change experts target cow flatulence. Well tell Cherie to eat less!!

HBOS: Malicious traders in the City try to topple the Halifax bank. The banks deserve a good kicking. The whole financial crisis is their fault and they should be held to account for it.

Zimbabwe rejects free poll fears. Mugabe will win and no-one will take a blind bit of notice.

Quick poll.

pollcode.com free polls
Should the US and UK double their Defence budgets?
Yes No   

This morning someone on Andrew Bolt's blog mentioned one of my posts, saying,

"Rudd’s links (and apparent subservience) to China is a real worry.

"One is given to wonder just what is going on behind the scenes - or underLEGAL SNIP. For example, Theo Spark had a piece a few weeks ago (with links to UK news agencies) about an Australian firm being given government approval to export military stealth technology to China. As far as I could see this story was never reported in the Australian media. I wonder why not."

Someone slammed back,

"To Mike McNott, Nice one Mike, thanks for bringing in some levity to the debate. I got a good laugh when you introduced Theo Spark as a credible source. As they said in Life of Brian, “Nice one Centurion.”

"Oh hang on I just re-read your blog and you actually are introducing Theo Spark as a credible source. Hmmm, maybe the Australian media didn’t pick this story up because (and this is a bit of a tip for you) any credible/serious source tends not to have scantily clad/naked women sprinkled liberally throughout accompanied by a Warning before you Enter. That’s “Why Not?” "


'Someone' obviously hasn't been to this site before they trash our credibility!!

Andrew Bolt is here

H/T Spot the Dog

Any ideas? Zundfilge is wondering what these are.

SR 71 engine possibly or some type of drone.





Iranian wins bikini contest in Houston

.....yes I know it's old but do you care.







H/T Gary Page

The Policy...

After Mrs. O'Toole's barn burned down, she called her insurance agent to file a claim.

She told the insurance man, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand bucks, and we need that money immediately!"

"Just a minute there, Mrs. O'Toole,"
the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work quite like that."

"What do you mean?!"
she said. "The policy here says $50,000!"

"That's a maximum," the insurance man said. "What we do is ascertain the value of what was insured, and then provide you with a new one of comparable worth."

After a long pause, she replied "That's how insurance works?!"

"Absolutely," the agent said.

"Well then," she said, "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband immediately!"

H/T Don Emslie

70% of Poles are living in fear.

The other 30% live in England.

NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF OF THESE?






H/T Ted Foster

Thursday Totty...




North Korea part 14.

The Bone Yard.....a bigger shot...

Click to enlarge



H/T Steve

Should UK Adopt The Euro?

A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK , made up of Afghanis, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Africans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Glaswegians and Liverpudlians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to the Euro.

99% said no, they were happy with the Giro.

H/T AJD Shootist

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Bedtime Totty...

Fully loaded Ilyushin II-76 cargo plane needs every inch of the runway.

The comments from the control tower are priceless.



H/T Ted Foster

The Bone Yard....

Deep thoughts for those who take life way too seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like......night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand.

10. OK...so what's the speed of dark?

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

18. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

19. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

20. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a really hot curry. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow .


H/T Pete Hurrell


U.S. Army Soldiers with 3rd Battalion, 321st Field Artillery Regiment, 18th Field Artillery Brigade fire an M-777 howitzer during a training exercise on Forward Operating Base Salerno, Afghanistan, Feb. 28, 2008. (U.S. Army photo by Spc. Micah E. Clare)

Is Obama Wright?




Borrowed from Flopping Aces via Mark Scott

Marine sings answer to Dixie Chicks hit.....

Great Song......Go Watch It.



Cpl. David Thibodeaux was in Iraq with 3rd Battalion, 6th Marines, when the Dixie Chicks partnered with anti-war group MoveOn.org in 2004.

Marine Cpl. David Thibodeaux's song is a rallying cry to stay the course.



He is also on MySpace




H/T Mark Scott

The Motoring Section.....




If anyone knows where to find bigger versions of these let me know.

1 Royal Gurkha Regiment in Afghanistan.



Gurkha veterans seek equal rights. They have more right to stay in this country than any of the so called 'immigrants'. The MOD should be ashamed of themselves as should the worthless c**ts at the Foreign Office.


For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't....

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:-
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.. If you spray hairspray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dogleash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boywearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat,you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

6. The glass in windows(even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- yearold Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

H/T AJD Shootist

Ground Attack has come a long way....
















Not forgetting the best of all.

Pic of the Day...

DD 21 v Type 45


Judge 1 Lying Slut 0

Heather Mills torn to shreds by divorce judge

"JDAM 500 LBS Bomb Dropped On Insurgents Hide Out"

News...

'Defra not to blame for FMD'. Has a civil servant ever been held responsible for their actions?

Free Press Stifled at United Nations, Reporters Say. Hardly surprising as the UN is possibly the most corrupt outfit on the planet. We need to leave it and build something new based on the Commonwealth.

Families will have to spend an extra £572 a year as cost of essentials soars 40 per cent. And the rest. There should be some bargain holidays soon.

Father of soldier whose death was blamed on lack of kit lambasts minister's bid to silence coroner. Browne must go.

Whites 'must do more to help Muslims feel at home' says research group. God save us from idiot effing liberals.

GM food wins backing from Country Life. We have been eating GM foods for years. What do you think cross-breed animals and hybrid plants are!

Postal voting cheats are threat to May elections. It is the only way the left can win.

Things Women Don't Know! Part 2

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

H/T 45 Govt